rangerdanger's Guide To Guerilla Growing

alright now, lets not start that shit again....lol

 

passittotheleft, the only way a bear would cause you a problem is if you fuck with it.
Why would you want to do that?

 

After frantic calls from my attorneys, I’ve been advised to make the following stipulations re: my guarantee to get 4 oz. per plant if you follow my instructions:

I cannot guarantee that your plants will not be found and ripped/seized.

I cannot guarantee that all your plants won’t be males.

I cannot guarantee that your plants will not be teleported to an alien spacecraft, or eaten by dinosaurs.

I also cannot guarantee that weather conditions will not adversely impact your yield.

Offer not good where restricted, taxed, prohibited, or banned.

One per customer. May not be mechanically reproduced. No purchase necessary. Your mileage may vary. Suggested serving. Not to be used as a personal floatation device. Apply 3 times a day as symptoms persist. Discontinue use if you develop a rash or the ability to speak Swedish. An equal opportunity employer. You have the right to remain silent and bear arms in church.



To qualify you must be a smoker over the age of 18 and not currently on parole for crimes against humanity or driving backwards on the I-5 at 3 a.m. naked except for high-heeled shoes.

Applicants must show proof of insurance. Mandatory drug testing. Some heavy lifting required. It is illegal to own a dildo in Texas. 50% of the people you know are below average intelligence. God’s REAL first name is Al. You must agree to draw a handlebar mustache on every portrait of any politician you see and recite the ABC’s without singing them.



Guarantee not applicable to people named Earl.

 

HAHA Like on Cheech and Chong's Next Movie where they were teleporting the weed plants up into the spacecraft.

I like your guide rangerdanger good job.

 

shoot him in the head, or if ya wanna nuetrolize him, in the ballsack.

lmfao, digital, suddenly your coinsuence(sp?) comes into play.

 

lol dj u must b an expert hunter,eh?
i can garantee that i could drop you or are a bear with a nice shot to the head with my .22
the bullets might be small but they would crack skull

 

Who cares, guns suck anyways, let's just drop the caliber dispute and listen to more info about growing.

 

^^ ur 100% right, lets hear what ranger has 2 say!

 

killed enough things in my day to consider myself a decent hunter, and 100% your faggot ass couldnt kill a bear with a .22 if it was comin at u, let alone a human for that matter, u dragged me back into this stupid discussion so fuck off and stop biting my steez, there's only room for 1 asshole on these forums and it aint you.

 

Ok look I asked you nicely to take your shit slinging elsewhere.
If it doesn't stop, I'm gonna bail on this thread.
I don't have time to waste on people who treat this thread like a bunch of 1st-graders in a schoolyard sandbox.

 

jesus fucking christ guys. you cant killa bear with a 22., DJ, stop calling him a faggot, stop the flames both of you. you are like little kids begging for some titty. so please just get along, or ill cyber whoop both your asses.
BtW, the only way your killing a bear with a 22. is with the butt, or at point fucking blank. if you want to give that try, go for it. but i want to learn how to grow some fucking herbs. ranger, is there anything else to add to this beautiful guide? and can i copy it and put it on my hard drive?

 

is it ok to ask quesitons regarding stuff already posted and things i need more info one, or u want me to wait until the whole process is typed out?

 

By now you should have already got things ready.
Broken-in hiking boots & hiking sox, a frame pack, folding shovel, seeds, trails to hike marked in your hiking book, money saved for soil and a grow buddy.

Now, if you are willing to settle for a smaller yield and spend $15 you can avoid digging holes by buying the planter pictured.
They are called pulp pots. You'll prob. have to order these from a nursery.
They are far superior to plastic planters because
-they "breathe"...
-They absorb excess water and act as a wick when the soil begins to dry...
-they blend in with the surroundings...
-when the roots of the plant outgrow the planter they grow right through it into the ground...
-they don't heat up like plastic...
-they are made from recycled paper pulp.

Hurry up. Spring starts Mar. 20.

 

Whoops...

 

I'll try again in a few.

 

what would u consider a reputable source for seeds?

i have a head shop in my town which sells seeds, but i've never heard anything of the use of them

 

If you live in the U.S., sales of seeds are illegal; no place openly sells them.

Because of the recent crackdown on seed sellers, I'd recommend "bag" seeds for a first grow.

 

i live in canada, and there's a couple head shops that sell em openely, but would u trust them??

also..to do with those pots, is it a good idea to bury the pots like half way in the ground? that seems like they would get more moisture

 

i woudl trust them, why not? but i would go in person, not order them from their site. obviously.... but i dont know about burying the pots in the ground??? i just put rocks or marbels on the top of my soil, it helps alot (moisture wise).

 

rocks and marbles??


anyways what are the odds of this working?:

say i had free pots and soil etc. and just had to buy the seads, do u think i could drive far out, plant like 30 plants but some good fertillizer etc. and just leave them and mabye go once a month?

i'm curious about this because around my house there arent many places i feel totally safe having a larger grow within 1 hour + from my house