Random Thoughts Is....

It is also a place to discuss important issues of the day such as, "what is that strange hair on my knee," and "how has the poster above you never been arrested?"

 

"what does this mushroom do between my toes"

 

(and with that the goblin returned, he first read through the other comments and then added his own by saying "...well I'm not hip, it's more like I'm anonymous, for would I have to be hip for you to befriend me here, and what lies would you need towards that end now, so no instead I am just so many unprovable words upon your screen, a persona if you like, an alter ego even, but definite me by my post...", outside the now breaking day just told the goblin to ready himself, today's occasion called for a white shirt with a black tie, where the long estranged family would be once more gathered around the lynch pin that had held them there to date, no, something more like a truce between them than a cremation service, and somewhere amongst those pleasantries and best behaviours too, a lone goblin would be people watching his relatives for pointless clues as to what their thinking, but somehow understanding that they were either thinking "what's in it for me" or "how many more times this meeting under truce", the goblin had killed his past many times, but these events always washed up past events upon the shores of his mind)

 

This guys post counts does not appear to be working. Is there an ignore button?

 

...a troll bridge...

 

("...whoops, sorry about that humans, just thought it was a random thoughts thread..." mentioned the goblin, trying to be as inconspicuous as possible now, adding "...not to worry then, I'll leave you to it, as I've started another thread in the writing section here, as you were then, I'm looking for writers here...")

 

I can't see my forehead..

 

You Think Your've Got Problems, Thanks To My Ever Expanding Middle

Aged Tummy, Iv'e Lost Sight Of My Best Friend....

Thank God Somebody Invented Mirrors....



Cheers Glen.

 

Does it atleast hear you when you scream from over the hill?

 

Random thoughts are RANDOM!

 

Its a place designed to round up the idiots and try to coral them into a common area where they feel safe

therefore less likely to drift into the other areas and cause problems


some high voltage fence lines would be nice

 

Couldn't agree more BBAD. I've always thought of it like a special ward in a mental hospital that houses the worst patients. You know the ones that can't be left alone with scissors or shoelaces.

 

Fuck!

*hides her scissors and shoelaces*

 

STOP! I saw you!!! Drop those scissors and laces!

 

A warm gun...

 

and at first I thought human breast cheese was weird and then the tranny served the penis.. and im thinking,. Im never ever going to get a crazy check for being insane when this world is crazy...

 

Random Thoughts is a bunch of naked leprechauns dancing around.

I'm just here to stuff their g-strings with bills

 

it's a massive circlejerk.

 

It's like a coming together of minds. But the minds are giant sex organs with monocles and walking sticks and shit.

 

It's where the "right now I've got nothing better to say or do" peeps hang their hat! I be here!