Random Thoughts Comedy Award

I vote for myself because I am the funniest person on DEEZ here forums!!


GWAR HAR HAR.

Bird is also Okay. But not as great as I!!!!111!!!1!!1!!!!!ONE ONE ONE!!!!!11




FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Ccchhht, end transmis848660430927243sion.

 

Was that a dig at me? Willy I know all the nastiest shit you've ever done, remeber who 'yo friends are.

 

Fucking die.

 

Before the gender option by the name was available, I was unsure myself. However, it's a good thing, it just means you are above the male sterotype.

 

I'd give the Hip Forum comic award to MissFontella, no doubt!

Fontella would surely win on Last Comic Standing. She'd either wow the audience with her superior wit... or just break all the others kneecaps!

"Who's standing now?"

~7

 

hilarious. You get my vote. ​

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Bird won and rightly so. Congratulations.

 

How the fuck did you decide that? I got just as many votes.

 

I'm the first comic sitting.

 

As I said before, I defeated bird in another thread, so all his votes count for me.

That makes me the winner!

Hurray me!

 

Bird and I each got 11 votes. Therefore, as my vote stated, he and I are co-funniest members.

 

Bird is really funny. Especially when his feathers get all ruffled.

 

I didn't say this award had anything to do with votes.

 

I've said it before and I'll say it again, Bird's votes count towaards me, so his votes + my votes equal more votes than anyone else.

I win.

End of story.

 

I think you are funny too Jesus. Sorry I forgot to add that in there. Actually there are a few that I think are really funny.

Bird only ever churps one or two things in a sentence and it is hilarious.

 

You are not the funniest member here, and you never will be. Your jokes are forced and the ideas behind them suck.

If you are the funniest member, I am Heath Ledger.

 

*starts pumping*

Hehehe! Once I take your votes Eliot, I'll be the undisputed king!

 

*doesn't need to pump* Step off, bitch.

 

Do you even know how to use that thing, or are you just going to put a bunch of holes in the cieling while the powerful barbituate in my darts knocks you out?

By the way, mine has a much longer range and is much more accurate. Especially in the hands of someone who knows how to use guns.

 

No, but I do know how to use this:





And this:




And even this: