Random/stupid facts about yourself thread...

I have a belly button

 

Lets see.

-I was born during a mild earthquake, right after wheel of fortune.
-My dad used to put me to sleep by playing Pink Floyd on guitar for me.
-I'm almost 14 and I can't sleep without the TV on.
-I'm terrified of the dark.
-I hate being on a balcany and looking up. Freaks me out.
-I see things in my room.
-It's getting harder and harder for me to trust people.
-One of my dogs weighs 83 pounds, the other weighs 6.

 

-My hands are always cold
-I too enjoy peanut butter far too much
-I speak French when im tired or not concentrating and first thing in the morning, and English most other times
-I cant sleep unless the room is dark, silent and the door is closed. I also must have at least two pillows
-The height requirement to be a flight attendant here in Britain is usually 5ft2...I am 5ft1, but because i can reach up so high theyve let me through the system anyway
-I have been vegetarian for 5 years and vegan for 2 months

 

-My boobs grow and shrink according to how they feel
-I have lived in three countries
-I get restless if im in the same place for too long
-My boyfriend is my best friend

 

My elbows are double jointed.

 

I compulsively shower at leased once EVERY day. I literally refuse to go anywhere without one.

 

-I can control my lazy eye, and make my 'good eye' drift intentionally.
-I can't swim.

 

I am sexually aroused by grilled cheese sandwiches

 

i just took a shit for the 4th time today.

 

I'm a complete nerd hippie. I'm always questioning my sexuality.

 

I watch pro wrestling.

regularly.

And LIKE it.

 

I never would have thunk it....

 

i hate being around people...
but i'm afraid to be alone....

 

i love porno...

 

i drink waaaay too much...

 

i was raised by goats

 

One time I walked into a stop sign while talking to a friend. The other time I walked into a telephone pole while talking to a friend. Ive only worn a condom once during sex, and it broke. Im a lazy shit. People think Im laid back and mellow but really I get nervous around people I dont know. I used to laugh at handicapped people(its bad I know). Im from Germany but most people either ask me if Im lebonese, or native canadian. I cant speak my mother language but I can understand it. I hate my ex gf. I stole 120 bucks from a crackhead once. every now and then I go onto my buddys nex(he doesnt know I know his pass) and turn his status from heterosexual to homosexual and see how long it takes for him to notice it(ussually when a gay guy calls him cute). I think Im depressed but I cant tell because sometimes Im rushing with happiness the other time i jus wanna lay down and die. I dont trust anybody. I hate the police with a passion. The guy that sat beside me in math class is the guy that stabbed somebody by this mall after school. Even tho I never do it, maybe once or twice every 6 months, I constantly think about coke. When Idrink I get crazy. I like some Akon. I listened to britney spears when I was like 8. no matter how many times I clean my room it always comes back messy. Im 17 and havent written a learners test yet. I failed gr 7 8 and 9 but they passed me anyways(including gr 10). I smoke way to much ganja. holy shit I jus realized theres alot of shit wrong with me

 

-I have an affection for designer labels, specifically Juicy Couture and Gucci
-I think pageants should be abolished
-I have several pairs of American Eagle sweatpants and they are all grey
-I smoke weed everyday
-I have been in two very serious car accidents (once I went under a semi and once I had someone make a left hand turn in front of me and I plowed into them at 60 mph) and walked away virtually unscathed, the worst injury being a cracked rib
-I am afraid of dead things
-I am bipolar
-Animal products disgust me, but I can't throw away the leather products I have. I just won't buy more.

 

I dont shower really often, not because I dont like showering, but because I really hate drying off...

 

Smoked weed for the first time yesterday....