Random/stupid facts about yourself thread...

^ I sing alot too in public bt my friends sing along with me...

 

i said "yo" to my boss today.

 

Of all the fruits I believe that apples are the most versatile. You can eat them plain, juice them, carve faces into them, bob for them, bake them into a pie, use them as projectile weaponry, make them into hot cider, shove them down a stranger's pants, juggle them while eating them, hang them from strings and have a contest to see who can still eat them, dress them in sequined jump suits, make them into sauce, screw humanity's future with them if you're a serpent, scent candles with them to make the room smell pretty, marry them and have human-apple freak babies, make candy or caramel apples out of them, and bake them into delicious coffee cakes. No other fruit offers so many possibilities. I like apples.

 

I just remembered more uses for apples in case anyone tries to claim a different fruit as the most versatile:

You can make them into candy, put a string between two and use them as a telephone, put them in a salad, employ them as office temps, give a bouquet of apples as a request for forgiveness, make cider vinegar, use them as doorstops, buy them a pony, give one to your teacher, keep them as pets, name body parts after them, buy things with them at Canadian Tire, sell them at your fast food restaurant to make it look like you have healthy options on your menu full of salty fatty crap, plant one with a pine cone to grow a pineapple tree, use them as an answering service, make wine out of them, and put them in curries.

 

I can't eat pizza without a fork and knife.
I'll clip my toe nails and floss my teeth with the one from my big toe.
I can't stand public transportation.

 

-my lucky number is 23
-i can't fall asleep wearing anything more than a tank top and underwear
-i haven't cut more than an inch off of my hair since fifth grade (and i only cut an inch off once and cried for two hours afterwards...what can i say, i dig my fringy hair, i think it looks rediculous cut straight across like I'm martha frickin stewart)
-i hate getting wet but once i get in the pool i don't want to get out
-you name the food or liquid and chances are i would like it better if it was hot
-i like burnt popcorn and actually burnt foods in general
-I'm a vegetarian
-i love soy sauce

 

my favorite song when i was about 4 was bennie and the jets by elton john...

 

I invented Post-It notes.

 

I have a phobia of the ice sickles at the top of my freezer, they make me itch real bad..(without even touching them.)

 

i beat off, using my tears as lubricant






oh shit, that was pretty rude
i'm sorry

 

I still haven't found out if I have diabetes

 

I dont know who is still playing baseball this season

 

i have one flat foot
(the other has an arch, obviously, it's not missing or anything)

 

I think the girl above me is hot

 

I sleep just to dream :]

 

I should really be asleep right now

 

No, it was Romy & Michele.

Evidently, I like chick flicks.

 

ditto.

 

I would have been fat if it weren't for my quick-as-a-flash metabolism.

 

I'm double jointed