Random Facts XXXIV

i turned nice

I was a real jerk..school was joke so i treated it that way..back when i was in school the teachers had no tools or training to deal with ocd/a.d.d.

I was bumped into an academic enrichment program for a while due to what I was told was a very high score on IQ testing but after a few years they understood I didnt want to do any extra work than i needed to lol..so they booted me out

then I grew up and learned my own ways of dealing

 

me and you actually had very similar school experiences by the sounds.

 

The most interesting people are the ones who don't fit in the boxes.

 

what about a cadaver?? :mickey:

 

They're a bit stiff, on the whole. Anyway most fit in their box just fine.

 

Cadavers? They get you into trouble.
When I was an undertaker we had twin males,both 94,both died the same day.
They really were very much alike even in death,but one had a dark blue burial suit,one had a black suit.

We prepared them for viewing,in came the families.
A youngish woman came out and told Mick,our director,they had the wrong suits on. An easy mistake,they really were alike.
He ushered the families out,and asked me go in to rectify the mistake.
I was only in the viewing room a couple of minutes tops and came out to say all was now ready for viewing.
The young woman asked me how I could change the suits so quickly.

Like a prat I said "I didn't-I changed the heads".

She fainted.
It caused a bit of a kerfuffle - I got put on 'cold collections' for a month.

 

i feel like a dreadful person for laughing at this :smilielol5:

 

It's the stone cold truth,IB.

I was collecting from hospital coldrooms for a month because of that.

 

i couldn't do that job anyways

don't you have to sow up mouths and stuff?

 

I fit in the average shoe box...

 

Yes,but only the inner fleshy part of the lip-it can be offputting for grieving families to have a cadaver suddenly flop the lower lip open or gas to pass as they're paying respects.
I've been in the cold room when student nurses arrive on acclimatization trips to prepare themselves for the sight and feel of death,only to faint in fright as a body in a coffin alongside the preparing room sits slowly up,moves an arm,or groans.
It happens a lot,due to muscle contraction,gas,and rigor mortis wearing off..even a 2 degree temperature change can cause a cadaver to have muscular contractions or ligament twists.

It can actually get quite noisy on some nights,when you're on call-out,sitting alone with a mug of tea and the paper-and all around you are farts and groans and limbs moving.

 

That is the creepiest shit ever, puggybear.

 

yeah, i kind of shuddered reading that!

 

I apologise,sweetheart...subject change...LOVELYXMALIA IS SCRUMMY!


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i have decided that women are more self centered than men

i have two very close friends who are girls, and both have been unhappy for months - nearly everyday i lend them an ear

the day i need someone to talk to - one can't be bothered to listen and continues to moan about herself and the other tells me 'not to rain on her parade' 'cos she has had one good day in the last million

it makes my blood boil. never punch a gift horse in the mouth, i say.

 

I'm so full. watching dazed and confused

 

I'm getting laid tonight. This is a true fact

 

"I didn't-I changed the heads".



lololololol..I hope thats a true story

 

It is.

Doesn't show me in a very good light though,does it.

I can be such a plank sometimes.

 

The streets are so quiet today