Random Facts XXXIV

I am wearing yellow underwear with pink polka dots.

I bought them last week. They are wedgie-proof

 

Steel-plate lining at the butt crack?

 

^ I think those could be considered TMI people!....;-D

I had french fries for lunch....:-D

 

it so hot ...im soaked

 

ITs cold as fuck in the burgh, my hands have frozen off..

 

good idea! I'm going to invent that!

 

Extend the steel plate; it doubles as chastity panties.

 

Hold on there!!! I get 20% of all profits for thinking of the idea! You get 80% for sewing in all the little steel plates and selling them.

 

im requesting pics

or at least a drawing with crayons

 

remote controlled car, ruins BJ for some crackheads up on my street..
they was in a car.. I took the toy out back and cut thru empty yards put the car on the street. Then walked back to the house the way I came. peaked out the attic window to give car some AIR. drove car up the street.. the dude looked out the drivers side on it, and looked around to see if there was someone controlling it, but couldnt see me. I wouldnt have cared he ran it over it was only a couple bucks and i dug it out a junk box anyways..

 

This seems only fair. She DID bring it up, after all, thus arousing...ummm...our curiosity.

 

i have been vacuuming. .

 

:devil:

 

Salary of the US President. ..$400,000. Salary of retired US Presidents ...$180,000. Salary of House/Senate...$174, 000. Salary of Speaker of the House.. .$223,500. .. Salary of Majority/Minority Leaders... $193,400.. Average Salary of Soldier DEPLOYED IN AFGHANISTAN $38,000...

 

one for the brits



rip

 

my hands smell like gasoline


that's petrol for you weird people who talk funny

 

It is over 100 degrees again today 28 and counting this year. Expected to break the record of 50.

 

should be a good marijuana growing season..

 

I made 10k more in iraq and ganny stan. oppps my bad. 42k was salary..
be lucky a state side job pays 19K..

 

I have been lying to myself for too long.