Random Facts XXXIV

well its still better than my pool, which is one of those little plastic kiddie pools. its actually for my dog lol

 

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Ill bring the bleach

 

i once fell in a pool tht looked like that, only there was only about 2 foot of water and some ducks....

i was trying to scare the ducks out

 

I just discovered what goes 'huff,huff,huff,huff,squish-fuck,huff,huff,huff.

It's a jogger stepping in dogshit.

 

I just went for a swim and it was fucking amazing

I watched breaking bad and then its so damn hot I just said fuck it and drove out to the lake

first time swimming since i was about 14 years old :2thumbsup:

the only thing that would have made it more awesome would have been if there was a girl with me...the sky is relatively clear and an almost full moon to the south...to the north was a wicked lightning show ...

it ended weird though...a piece of snagged fishing line wrapped around my leg and freaked me out but I handled it lol


next time I try to bring a friend

 

also the lake was super calm..no waves at all...no bugs...the only sound was distant thunder and a bull frog near the shore

 

You Left Out The Most Important Part, Did You Skinny Dip...:sunny:.?



Cheers Glen.

 

not this time...but almost ..these shorts are paper thin and the liner thing in them sure doesnt hold my dong in very well

 

my friends have a kiddie pool in their living room set up to cool off their kid during this heat...its way cool...i wish i had thought of it when i had tiny children......


RF...i used the 407 etr this weekend...god knows what the bill will be because etr stands for 'express toll route'...i went right accross the city twice...the 401 was packed...people breaking down in the heat...the fucking sun beating down..i near passed out so i get off the 401 and head up to the 407...nobody on the fucking highway...i was doing a buck twenty[k] and guys in audis and porches were zinging by me like i was parked...not a cop the whole way...i heard the opp dont even go on it unless there is a problem...my tires were jet black from all the driving on hot pavement today...kinda melty:mickey:


and now my truck sounds worse from being so hard on it this weekend.....she deserves an oil change

 

you didnt cover up the plate?..next time used a small strip of black tape to change a number or letter

 

my passenger is paying the bill when it comes in..my brother told me the 407 has a thousand pics of him giving them the finger over his motorcycle plate

 

hahahahaha :afro:

 

I thinknmy cat is trying to eat my hair but I'm not sure.

 

you named your cat 'I thinkn'?

 

sometimes when i eat my scabs they got sand in em..

 

Thats Not Sand, Thats Fine Metal Shavings From Your Lathe....



Cheers Glen.

PS:- Your GROSS...:ack2:

 

Lol no smartass. I typo'd my cats name is Lars. He looks like he's wearing funny pants when he walks.

 

When I Had A Buzz Cut, One Of My Cats Would Wash All Of My Head, Now I Have Dreads

The Only Attention I Get Is The Occasional Claw Caught In One...



Cheers Glen.