Random Facts...XXXIII

random fact... My least favorite thing to do around the house, cleaning the toilets...

I couldn't get my push mower started yesterday, I checked the gas, yep it had gas in it, I checked the oil, yep it had oil, still nothing...Had to wait for hubby to get home from work, he changed the spark plug and it started right up...

 

What a stupid story - it'll never sell.

I haven't heard such a colorful dressing-down since I was stopped for speeding by a Boston cop!

Drill-and-fill?


I need to go to a stinkin meeting...

 

I've incurred a fine because I didn't return "How to Improve Your Memory" to the library.

[insert witty punch-line here]

 

its been raining all day here too

random fact...I knew I wouldnt be working today because of the rain so I wore a brand new shirt that I would never wear if I had to work.

 

Hasn't rain any yet, so I mowed some of the yard...Maybe mow the rest of it tomorrow. If it doesn't rain...

 

:smilielol5:

 

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-K_8R03jIZI

 

oh well..

 

RF/ I have a 1990 Fiat Panda-it's 903cc of frenetic Italian zoomarooni.
Goes like shit off a stick,coz it weighs about the same as a wet penknife.
I've owned it 3 months,and filled it just twice-the day I bought it and yesterday.

Now-here's the thing-after 3 months running around,to fill it cost me £36-around $22!!


Ok,stop envying the Puggybear,losers!

 

goodnight everyone I am pooped. the girls tired me out today

 

Both actually...


And the dentist turned out to be a very sexy woman in her mid thirties, not a man.


I can't say the same for the glory hole recipient...

 

I'm watching where the red fern grows.

 

I once went on a tour of a chocolate factory. When the tour was over the owner picked me of all people to give the factory to. He took me for a ride in this glass elevator and told me that the factory was mine.

I think he moved into a trailer afterwards...

 

Y'know what REALLY boils my blood?



Crematoriums!

 

It makes me more comfortable to get baked when I know that a family member is being cremated...

 

Yurss. I berleve I mentioned my granny was cremated with her favourite things.

Which really pissed her cat off.......

 

I hope we don't get any rain, because I'm doing the laundry and I'm going to hang it out to dry...A little sun and alot of clouds...

 

rf: I'm beginning to hate birthdays...

However this morning a drunken panhandler at the train station hugged me after I gave him a dollar. I consider that my birthday hug from the universe.

 

random fact...i met a friend today in a store parking lot and he starts talking to me then his cell phone rings and he answers it and steps away in mid sentence

...so I started my truck and drove away

 

If my cell phone rings while I'm talking to somebody, I check briefly to see who's calling while still talking, and I only answer it if it's a call I think is really important. And before I answer it I make a quick apology and explanation to the person I'm talking to, and see if they'll stick around, or if they need to get going, or what. And if I feel I need to take the call but I also need to make sure the person I've been talking to is good with it, I'll answer the phone and ask the person on the other end to wait just a moment, and then I'll sort things out with the first person I was talking to.

I think everybody should be like me.