Random Facts...XXXIII

I decided to show up online after being away for a week or so. I just read your sweet comments in the other random facts topic, much thanks to you guys!

The wedding went fine, I thought I'd collapse when entering the chapel but when I saw my man waiting for me down the aisle I remembered why I done all this. We had a nice day and then left for our honeymoon trip (Jamaica, woot!). I'm still there at the moment, flying back tomorrow. Gotta enjoy being a beachbum again for a few hours before going back home!

 

random fact/...Ive only been in three countries


Canada..the United States...and Texas

 

shroomy and nutella sammich down the hatch t-minus 5 minutes ago

 

I scattered my brains on shrooms last night..

 

LOL...


cloudy skies here this morning...

 

RF: I saw a few Top Secret Government files this morning that I'm sure I wasn't supposed to see.

A person claiming to be an engineer from NASA started posting (leaking) them on another board I go to once in a while.

But before I could muster the guts to copy them (fear of imprisonment), the thread was deleted, and I don't know what happened to the OP. Banned maybe?

I'm afraid to even talk about it here, lol. I've been pacing the floor all morning wanting to talk to someone about it. But without proof of what I saw, it's no use trying to get someone to believe me.

I just had to get that off my chest.


Edit: Let's just say one of the papers was stamped: "Presidents Eyes Only", and it was about UFO's, so there you go. Laugh and move on.

Ps: No, we're not being invaded.. yet.. oooh, scary, lol

 

Rf- I've been to Kenya. It was with a church. That mission trip is why most organized religion now bothers me.

 

I'm about to deliver the 12' dining table and see if it fits into the customer's house....fingers crossed.

 

I'm having a great time in Vegas. me and my mom cleaned out the buffet. I'm so full. here is a photo I took of the hall way outside our room

 

Jen, looks like your camera was on an acid trip.

 

I just smoked 2 joints and ate a whole box of annies Mac and cheese. I think I might take a nap soon lol.

 

^The first thing I thought of was that.

Then this image popped into my head:



Don't go in room 237, Jennifer!

 

Plane crashes is PLANE.. plain is as in PLAIN WHITE PAPER.. its plain ..

 

I quoted it like I found it, lol.

 

Alex Jones is an idiot..

 

My mate says his washing machine is sarcastic.

He says it keeps taking the piss out of his undies.

 

RF: At work I'm in charge of a 6'6" tall, 300 lb. ex-Army Ranger who talks about breaking peoples bones and how he can dispose of bodies easily (all day long).

Let's just say I try my hardest not to piss him off, lol.

 

And watch out for hotel staff carrying axes - especially if they say "Here comes Johnnie!"

 

He should be used to authority Justin.

Order him to bring you coffee-at the double!



RF/I just had a bloke make an offer for my elderly Fiat-he says it's rare.