Random Facts...XXXIII

You pretending you have just the one pair,orison?

With that vast collection of whips,chains,masks and studded gloves [mmmm] methinks you may be being modest......

 

I has personalized sets of things.. things I wouldnt loan out, but we could use them together..

 

Oh,you little TEASE!

And here's me sat all alone in the middle of the night-it's 01.45 here-with just a jar of lube and a woolly glove as I think of you in your wet-look leather maids outfit!

 

I nearly got squashed trying to move my 12' dining table today.

 

Obviously we have meet sometime before..

 

You mean you don't remember that night we played 'Hunt the cherry' in the jacuzzi full of warm cream?
When I wore my leopard-print posing pouch and spurs just for you?
Have you forgotten the way we played tag with the butt-plug under a warm shower?
Oh! How can you be so shallow?
I have a good mind to return the photo of you doing a naked handstand as you licked the mustard off that frank!

If I wasn't wearing my leathers,I'd flounce!

[but I'm about to go out on the course,so you're saved that mind-numbing site]

 

WOW..!!!...



Cheers Glen.

 

Im not sure why it reminded of this ...but...

random fact/.....NEVER leave your crotch area touching the car fender when you have your hands anywhere near the sparkplugs wires on a running engine

 

i bought a cherry bomp exhaust with the flugel horn megaphone tip...yamma damma ding dong...i will be soooooo loud..its already loud...i cant wait till its louder....bb...do i gotta do any type of adjustment for the upgrade?...its made for my truck year,motor etc?

 

My mind is in the gutter after MB post.

 

no adjustments


my 3/4 ton 4x4 has dual glasspacks...the 3 inch catalytic outlet splits into 2 outlets feeding two 2 1/2 inch glasspacks ...you'd love the sound plus last time I plowed the converter plug popped out so it sounds even better


edit...on second thought you should put in a cold thermostat...I did that to mine and it uses more fuel but has a lot more power (tricks the engine into feeding more fuel)...another cheap mod that works is thrttle body spacers

 

lol, sorry. I was putting a board through the planer the other day and the blade caught on a knot and shot the board back perfectly into.... It hurt so bad, but I was still laughing about it.

 

random fact...when I was little I spent a month in the hospital and the kid beside me was there recovering from a horrible testicle injury while dirt bike riding...I think they even ended up removing one

 

nuts..

Star Trek is keeping me from getting pool done..

 

I got a little boo boo yesterday while push mowing, the mower picked something up and it hit me in the leg, there was alot of blood....

 

*gets down on knees and kiss's countrygirls leg better*:love:..............

No Tasteless Comments Please.....:toetap05:



Cheers Glen.

 

rf... i love boobiesss!!

 

A word to the wise, Rolling: Duct tape.

Okay fine, that's two words - I can too count.

Wow...

 

I feel fairly peaceful right now. Although, the motorway is annoying me.

 

random fact...I just ate a strawberry tart...

Another hot and humid day...90f...