Random Facts XXI

I bought some pfeffernusse cookies and I hope they taste as good as they look

 

hmm ..even better than they looked..I didnt expect them to be soft gingerbread :drool5:

 

wine is done...made tea....and tv

 

woohoo! My Bravada's running again. BBAD you were totally right. The gas needle registered above E, but it was really empty.

 

mines been like that since I changed the fuel pump

I cant let it get low...and theres a hole in the top of the tank so I cant fill it up completely either

(I mean the Jimmy..my bravada is just fine..it even tells me how many kms I have left before I run out)

 

we have a baby skunk living under the chicken coop

 

might want to transplant it..

 

Awesome. I had skunks around years ago.

One first came up to me while I was having a cigarette on the back step late one night. It'd do that every night if the yard light was off. Then after about three weeks it sniffed my toes and I pet its head, it threatened to spray me but it never did because I sat still. After this I started feeding it and it made a home under the shed in my back yard. The next spring it had three babies. None of them ever sprayed me and they'd let me touch them and I fed them.

That fall some city workers came and took them away because the neighbours complained that they were in my yard.

Skunks are great companions

 

I'm going to befriend it and train it to spray on command...

 

Ive heard that skunks make great pets...just like pigs

 

a neighbor plowed through my daughters chickens today and killed 2 of them..the 2 layers...they called the cops and know where the person lives...apparently the lady sped up just before hitting them....i am tempted to go say something ..or at the least throw a spark plug through her front window of her car

 

Pigs are awesome. I used to run a pig farm... watched over the birth (occasionally helping) of literally hundreds and hundreds of piglets... My favorite was an old boar we had, it was named Mutant... when the owner of the farm sold it, it weighed 947 lbs...

Standing beside it, I could rest my arm straight out on its back...

Walk up to him, scratch his side lightly and he'd flop and roll over and grunt like made til you scratched his stomach for 5 minutes... lol

 

Id think covering it with eggs would get her attention

 

Hide one of the dead chickens under her porch.

 

but you're like 4 feet tall at the most

 

You bring it on yourself...

Better then being 4 feet wide...

 

You should do it man.

They do. They're fantastic, loyal animals and they're never greedy or needy.

 

do not make fun of your wife like that

 

he got you bbad

 

The same thing gets BBAD going as well.