Random Facts XLVI

gym time

 

I'm sicker than a dog.:coffee:

 

Having fish for dinner tonight

 

Took my leaf blower and blow leaf away from the front of the house...

 

Sorry to hear your sick, hope you feel better soon...

 

I just got my MSHA miner certification card today, woohoo!

Among many other things, I'm now certified BFA/CPR/AED.

BFA = basic first aid.

CPR = cardiopulmonary resuscitation.

Did you know that the timing of the beat of this song is perfect for timing chest compressions.. ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_izvAbhExY&ob=av2e"]Bee Gees - Stayin' Alive [Version 1] (Video) - YouTube

I just learned this in class today. Class was over two hours ago. Look at what I found posted in the comments section on this vid just now (posted one hour ago):

Hmm, what a coincidence.. It had to have been one of my classmates that posted that.

AED = automated external defibrillator.

This means I am now certified to take a pair of scissors and snip off a womans shirt and bra.

arty:

Er.. I mean expose the patients chest area for proper placement of the electrode pads.

:angel:

 

^ You all know I was just joking, right?

If any of you were dying, I would to do my very best to save your life.

And I hope you would do the same for me.

 

I don't wear a bra, so I'm sure you'd just leave me in the ditch.

 

I bought a Nintendo 3DS last week...

I'm joining the world of geekhood...

But the best part about it is... Sonic just came in

 

I want that new ipad

 

Part of my training was that if you had too much chest hair, I would have to shave your chest first before trying to apply the electrodes.

Having a 20 dollar bill on a chain around you neck would help me shave you faster, lol.

:2thumbsup:

 

a bit overkill for one leaf, surely you could have just picked it up?

been out in the car for a meal 'round a friend's, got some drinking to catch up on now

 

You mean if I had $20...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMpXAknykeg"]Sad Trombone Sound Effect - FAIL Sound - Fail Horns - YouTube

 

I am not in a very good mood this evening.

 

its 60 outside. I dont really feel up to enjoying it.

 

today was nice here ...the spring thaw has started

 

73F on the ride today. spotted a bluebird a few days ago.

 

Supposed to be in the 60s again tomorrow

 

I'm the biggest loser...........

I won those tickets last night and can't get to the show. So I'm not going alone. My husband won't go with out me. I won the tickets for him he really likes the music so I'm like insisting he goes.

But he won't go with out me and I can't go with out him I would just feel way to guilty. Plus the tickets are in my name so the chance of transferring them would be hard too.

I'm just so mega depressed and bummed out