random facts the boring edition

carbon fiber wheel broken.. shit. i dont have the patience. just noticed it today, but i know when a broke it.. a race in november where i rode low pressure for half of it.. and still got second. i rode a lot on it since then, but i'll have to run my old aluminum wheels till this gets replaced

 

Super glue...

 

Shit, I just looked and there's a small red dot in the middle of the bruise.

I'll probably be sent for a random at work tomorrow.

Sucks that I'd pass a test. I really miss getting high!

Never did try heroin.

Oh, almost forgot.. RFBE: I'm going to have mac and cheese for dinner.

Hope I don't get too drunk and forget to cook it first..

 

maybe its one those bot fly larvae things


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcuyYhCTDMo"]Bot Fly Removal - YouTube

 

Ewwwwwwwwww.........................

 

^I'm not watching that!

I was unloading a big ass heavy box by hand from the back of a semi and almost lost control of it.

Moved my arm and the corner of it got me.

 

was the box recently in the Caribbean or Africa?

 

I'll have to wait until tomorrow to check the boxes..

All I know right now is that the boxes were from Greenheck Fan Corporation.

But who knows what other things were on that truck recently..

:willy_nilly:

 

My torts are awake today, making a terrible noise they are too!

 

FIXED......



Cheers Glen.

 

as soon as school starts again i'll be off of hip forums again.

 

I like this site. I dont feel bad complaining about my health problems. I dont go complaining about all my aches and pains and injuries anywhere else because i feel the people that do that are just looking for attention or sympathy. And i feel like smacking those people ans saying everyone has problems get over it.


But for some reason this site is different. Either i dont care what yall think or i know i wont get a bunch of sympathy posts. Not sure which.

 

hey that reminds me...i can feel a kidney starting to hurt these last few days and am expecting to win another piss trophy early in the new year

 

Now That Was Indeed A "Piss Poor" Fact....



Cheers Glen.

 

Wait, where do i enter this piss contest. I think i have a real shot at weakest stream.

 

At The Ripe Old Age Of 39....???



Cheers Glen.

 

Haha, your so naughty glen...

 

Why do guys have trouble peeing, if they have their own extension tube?
Mmm perhaps its the bendy bit, haha, does remind me of one of those straws that you get, ha...now ive put a terrible image in my head, and will no longer be able to drink from a straw! Worse than that, if you read this, you are forever lost into thinking of me, the next and every time you see someone drink from a straw! And you will wonder if its a bendy straw, and how its like a willy!! Omg! The penis has been taken over by a bendy straw! Ahhhhhhhhh

 

The extention tube is just good for aiming. No man with a fair amount of practice should have any trouble aiming...but trouble peeing could be a few reasons and they all start before the pee ever gets to the fun straw.

 

sounds like someone drew the short straw