Random Facts LVII

The cat in your sig pic is wearing my glasses.

Yes, it does. It enrages me no end.

Fun R Us. That's cuz life is good at our house.

 

It’s cold outside 23. My electric blanket came in today can't wait to put that on my bed tonight

 

I would also like something warm that comes to put on my bed tonight.

 

smelly wet t shirt and the stink of coffee

not a personal favourite.

 

If God had meant for us to smell like humans, he would not have given us deodorant and perfume.

 

i guess god doesn't like me enough to buy me anything for christmas

you lucky bugger :mickey:

 

God gave you stinky smells. You need to show more gratitude!

 

i exclaim jesus christs very name every time i pass particularly awful wind

i'm all about the about gratitude.

 

I wish I had more money, in general.
I'm not trying to get rich, I'm just trying to get free...

 

I say, "This one's for you, Lord." For we pass a stinky wind unto the Lord in gratitude for the abundance of His provision unto our stomachs.

Yet verily I say unto you, true freedom is having contentment in whatever shitty hovel God provides.

 

That's very nice on paper but i mean real world freedom, like being able to indulge once in a while and not being freaking chained to going to work 40 hours a week for 30 years just to keep my head above water.

 

Keeping your head above water is impossible when they keep making the water deeper...

 

It's very nice on toilet paper, you say?

What would you like to do for 40 hours a week for 30 years?

 

Keep yourself out of debt to anything and anyone. Always make sure you got music speakers, a few joints, and find a girl or guy, whatever you choose, as long as you can tap that ass all night long. Pussy is the best stress reliever....

 

True wisdom.

 

But if you can manage to have a few assets that gain value (i.e. real estate), your wealth grows with inflation so it should be a pretty good lifeline. Youre still a sucker, but I guess you're a sucker with a floatation device.

I dont know. Probably something that has to do with animals or plants. I guess I might be feeling the need to be free because I hate what I do so much.

True words right here.
But when 8 hours of your day, 49 weeks per year are spend doing something that eats away at your soul, things get rough.

 

finna hit dat gym up here ina good minute nahwatimsayin

hehe

 

my diet starts right now after I finish this last bit of pot I got plus 1 small bud on the side I will be saving that bud I hope my sister comes up thanksgiving or ells I will have to wait till x-mas too get a decent bag off matt. She is trying to talk to her boss about getting the day after thanksgiving off she only works 5 hours that day and that is so stupid

 

That's it. Trying to find a way out is negative energy with no concrete goal. Find something to work toward that you'll naturally pour your love into, and that energy will carry you with it, and the universe will cooperate to get you where you want to be.

So it seems like your first goal needs to be finding something you love that will earn you a living. Pour your energy into that and see where it leads.

 

I really wish this new-age mumbo jumbo would work