Random Facts LVII

yea i meant dialysis not chemo

 

I got this shit takes the spots out the rug

 

seltzer water..

 

Hydrochloric acid.

 

carpet knife

 

Acrylic paint

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2GeF7A05zQ8"]1990's INFOMERCIAL HELL #19: Spray paint the bald away with GLH, by Ronco, of course! - YouTube

 

Oh,wow,BBAD!
Mr "The babes are back" made me choke on my coffee.

[you'll be hearing from my lawyers]

 

I need to spray some of that on my chest...

 

good for refurbishing vintage 70's merkins

 

I know it's radical-but just perhaps,maybe,stop pansying around and shave the rest off?

[Bic razors are a lot cheaper than 'powdered hair-just add vanity']

 

Hooray! arty:

My pleasure! Hey you help me too, it's free fertilizer after all! Just bury them deep enough so the neighbor's dog doesn't find them, ok?

RF: got to spend some time with my brother tomorrow! Chilling at his place a bit then go to an anarchist community centre near his place for a vegan dinner and conference night, sounds awesome.

 

Work is much better when the corporate assholes arent around.

 

I buried my cat today. He's not dead,I just like annoying him.

 

RF: reading stuff like that makes me feel like crying, even though the poster is obviously joking.

 

I choked my chicken today,not enough to kill her just enough to annoy her.

 

You're so good to me. :love: For your kindness to me I will cut some of the choice pieces from the bodies to stock your freezer. The flavor is similar to pork, you know.

 

Every day is exactly the same.

 

Except when they are different...