Random Facts LVI

i love watching morons like that ...lol

 

lol that last punch..

 

Damn i widh i could watch youtube videos

 

"mount position"


oh yeah




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q7GeEKgl60Y"]Arm Triangle- Girl Fight- MMA Candy - YouTube

 

I'm back with the net since today. I'm still married, still a brat and my cat is still fat. And I got a new tattoo a few weeks ago, love it.

It's good to see you again guys, and hello to the new members.

 

damn those are some cute toes.. spills nuts..

 

Did You Remember To Bring A "Late Note" From Your

Mom, Without That Piece Of Paper We Cannot Offer You A Formal

Welcome Back, Sorry...



Cheers Glen.

 

My dog ate it, sorry.

 

ima has sex time.. see ya..

 

i just thought of an invention i want to make.. or should be made..

its a combination of two already invented things.. into one! lol

 

Let Me Hazzard A Guess Here, It's A Vibrating Condom...Right....???



Cheers Glen.

 

the Aussies thought of a good one - bottle opener sandals (thongs) :2thumbsup:

 

Methinks It's High Time We Dropped The Thong Thingy, And Joined The Rest

Of The World And Called Them Flip Flops....

Saw An Ad In A Paper A Few Days Ago, And They Were Described As Flip

Flops, Finally, Common Sense Has Reached My Great Southern Land....



Cheers Glen.

 

ya thats what i want...could you please scrape your shoe across the top of my beer before i put it in my mouth?

not everything is a goof idea...damn



cute clean joke
Wow, Me Too!
Two women were sitting next to each other at a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, "I can't help but think from listening to you that you're from Ireland."
The first one responds, "So, am I!! And what street did you live on in Dublin?"
The other woman says, "A lovely little area. It was in the West End. I lived on Warbury Street in the old central part of town."
The first one says, "Faith and Begora, it's a small world; so did I! So did I! And what school did ya go to?"
The other woman answers, "Well now, I went to Holy Heart of Mary, of course."
The first one gets really excited and says, "And so did I! Tell me, what year did you graduate?"
The other woman answers, "Well, now, let's see. Twas 1964 when I graduated."
The first woman exclaims, "The Good Lord must be smiling down upon us! I can hardly believe our good luck at winding up in the same pub tonight! Can you believe it?
I graduated from Holy Heart of Mary in 1964 me self!"
About this time, Michael walks into the bar, sits down and orders a beer. Brian, the bartender, walks over to Michael shaking his head and mutters, "It's going to be a long night tonight.
Michael asks, "Why do you say that, Brian?"
"Because the Murphy twins are drunk again."

 

An Old Halloween
An old couple who hadn't celebrated Halloween in a long time decided to dress up and go out. The old woman went into her bedroom, stripped naked and tied a lemon between her legs.
When she came out, the old man cried, "You can't go out like that!"
She said, "I can go anyway I like, and so can you."
Whereupon he retired to the bedroom and came out stark raving naked with a potato tied to his tallywhacker.
The old woman says, you're going out like that?"
And he replies, "Yep, if you can go as a sour-puss, I can go as a dick-tator.

 

travelocity wouldnt post my review because of inappropriate language but i was just being honest...hell i was actually being nice to them.

"i am not the type to complain so if you are then this wont be a very useful review for you. it was a bit chilly and the heat didnt work. this would cause most people (including myself) to demand to get a room with working heat. surely one of the hundred empty rooms would have a heater that worked. but before i stayed long enough to notice the cold i had taken a shower and the water was scalding hot on high. i have very tough skin and i couldnt stand a second in it. i noticed after my shower that the room was warmer. so instead of ask for another room i just filled up the tub with scalding hot water while i was in the room. of course even that went south because the drain didnt hold the water long enough so i had to fill up the tub with hot water a few times a night. welllll on my last night the key didnt work so they had to get the "locksmith" to crowbar his way into my room. my new room did have working heat. that last night i also mingled with the other fine customers at a local bar. the one that i was talking to in particular happened to be a crack whore. i am sorry for the harsh language but that is what she was. and she had clearly spent quite a bit of time at this hotel.
like i said in the summary if you are low on funds then by all means stay here and keep your head low. if you are looking for cheap and dangerous adventure then i really recommend you stay here. bottom line is i saved money (although i lost whatever i saved on a con by the pretty lady at the bar)"

 

''con by the pretty lady at the bar'' huh?

So.... you payed for a cleveland steamer but only got a glass bottom boat?

 

glass bottom boat...thats when she poopies on a glass table while i lie underneath right?


$300

 

i payed $60 for the glass mirror delight but only got a $20 tin can hit that i ended up splitting.

 

I am cold like always. going to take a hot shower