Random Facts LVI

I've purchased a condo and two houses - all in crowded subdivisions.

Since 2004 I've been renting a house. It's the best place I've ever lived - surrounded by woods on a country-type road in the middle of a town.

 

having a halloween party at my place tomorow. so im trying to put together a playlist..

 

cool, now I know what I'm doing tomorrow

 

yayy!!

 

I have my Halloween costume already, so I'll be sure to be there, I'm going with Jo King!

 

awesome! all you hFers should come!

 

I love Canada's see through money

 

saw this very athletic good looking girl doing pull ups at the gym today gawt daaaaaaaaaaaaammmmmmm it was quite the site
her physique i was like hnnngggggggggg

 

its made of a plastic polymer

 

Only thing they forgot to think of is that the bills melt in high temperatures and stick together.

Throttlebutt.

 

I know, I was just yanking dope's chain. I would actually love to have chickens. Also, I used to buy eggs from a free range organic farm, and they were 1000 times more delicious than grocery store eggs.

 

Also at the gym earlier tonight, saw one of my high school buddies who i havent seen in a few months. When i saw him i didnt recognize him at first, thought he kinda looked like him but was like nahhh thats not him. I kept starin though and a few minutes later he comes are and says hi. turns out it was him.
i didnt recognize him because he is on steroids now and waaayyyy fucking bigger than when i saw him a few months ago. I was like

 

tiny wang.

 

And
shriveled yarbles.

 

he like a biologist or molecular biologist so hes taking something to block the sideeffects of the testosterone or something. hes really good with that stuff. but well see in 4-6 months though.

 

look at my huge vagina..

 

'roid-dudes never look natural...Hippie-chicks dig the 'yoga body' anyway.

 

One of my XC girls made it to state. She deserves it...has been working hard for the past 4 years.

 

I was pretty drunk last night plus I had smoked a little before I started drinking. Plus I tried an Oatmeal cookie" martini in a shot glass, Was tasty. Had cinnamon taste to it. Then my damn period had to start at 3:00 in the morning what mess. I’m glad it started now then the weekend of my b-day