Random facts about yourself VII

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my fucking god!!!! I got the best presents ever from my man! I got a pair of Converse high-tops with a green camo print over them, a trial set of many different kinds of coffees and a knuckle mug to go with them!



I am a happy lady now.

 

I hope I get lucky enough to find a wife who doesnt want gold and diamonds all the time

 

Look for her, she's out there! But don't think that because she doesn't want diamonds, you won't have to buy pricey gifts once in a while. We ladies like it.

 

They are surprisingly common.

Bass, those are some badass (and thoughtful) gifts!

I just bought myself a Woodstock engagement calendar at Barnes & Noble! Shouldn't have but it was 50% ooooofffffff.

 

most 'facts' about me are either random or inaccurate.

 

I just want to wish everyone a safe and Happy New Year....I'll be stayin' home and watchin' tv with my hubby....

 

Funny story about peein' outside: My neighbor was complaining about the fact that feral cats had been crapping in his flowerbeds, making the area around his front porch reek with a foul cat-shit odor. He tried just about everything -- Cyanne pepper, vinegar, laundry soap -- with little success. He also wondered why they picked on his place and left mine alone.

Well, I spent many long hours working in my garage woodshop, and was in the habit of just walking around the corner to take a wizz, instead of making the "long" trek inside to the regular bathroom. I pretty much watered almost of the houseplants around the front of my house.

So, when he and I approached the Animal Control Officer about what could be done to ward off stray cats, he suggested we take male human urine and sprinkle it around! Ha!! That explains it.

When law enforcement tries to bust you for peeing in public, just tell them you're trying to ward off the cats!

 

If that works I think I'll start sending my hubby out to pee around my flower bed....I've noticed my cats been in my flower bed doing her business...

 

I always seem to grab the worst shopping cart

 

I got one of those the last time I went to the store....couldn't go very fast or the front wheel would wobble...hate when that happen...

 

I never fixed my tooth that broke more than two years ago now

 

It's raining here...and I'm bored...

 

My man knows me well, what can I say. I love this knuckle mug way more than any diamond ring he could have bought instead. That doesn't mean I don't like jewelry, I just don't like classical stuff if I can say that. Like, this:



I don't like. But this:



I love. A lot.

 

Happy Nude Year Ya'll......;-)

 

Is that your new years resolution?

It's pouring down rain right now, but I'm headed to Palm Springs for a week tomorrow morning.

 

Its snowing here...I just plowed two driveways and something is wrong with one of my four wheelers

I sold another snoblower today too so I need to get more of them running and fixed up

 

I'm cleaning my bird's cage right now.

 

I have no pets...but my nieces have an awesome little dog that they usually bring over when they visit

 

Happy New Year!

Yesterday's celebrations with my friends were mind-blowing. In addition to NYE I was celebrating my birthday, so that made 2 reasons to party. And I got spoiled, badly. It was one of the best NYE parties I ever had.

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I spent last night in the dreamiest house in the dreamiest neighborhood and had an omelette and toast for breakfast.