random facts about you

today was a rare day where I didnt wear socks

Im planning a small trip this summer that will require extra walking so im toughening up my feet because i remember what happened to my beautiful footsies last year and i dont want it to happen again

will also be mega-powdering my balls that day for the same reason

 

this damned dog is still farting the most disgusting foul farts....itsover 12 hours of unimaginable horrible stink clouds wafting through my entire house

i'm not joking...i might go sleep in my car...i cant put the dog out there cause he will start barking once a minute until i let him back in and i cant put him upstairs because the kittens and cats are all up there...this sucks

 

A friend at work randomly walked up to me and said "If you were a ninja... you'd be a ginja"

I miss the old pollock jokes.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cegdR0GiJl4"]Die Antwoord - Enter The Ninja (Explicit Version) - YouTube

 

the less vowels the more polish

 

i have to polish my nails...

 

szczeblew***

I left the last three letters a mystery so you wouldn't get my full last name.

 

ive never seen a pollack on skis

 

just finished a strenght training workout.. im ripped and vascular and cut

 

free kittens....just pm me your address and i will fed ex you a kitten...anyone?

 

Do they come shrink wrapped and oven ready?

 

as a matter of fact yes....and now that it is daylight i count 6...momma cat is still a kitten herself..maybe a year old

 

Man, we are facing some serious financial hardships lately.

I put a ton of stuff on ebay...hoping it sells.

 

My washing machine is beeping, so I better go hang out the laundry...I'll be right back...

 

And if a kitten is born died the mommy cat will eat it, I've seen it...uke:

 

it has to be itz.


I have sand in my shoes from the dog park/sand pit I was at yesterday

 

what about ''ski'' or ''sky''


all 88 wind turbines have been off for more than 24 hours...first time i have seen this happen...must be a maintenance thing?

 

I have a third nipple. I call it the trip nip.

 

i have no nipples what so ever...they call me no-nips

 

i lost them in a bad power sander accident