random facts about you

he told everybody he was going on vaca durrr

 

See, I kinda grow on you, don't I? Kinda like an engorged tick...

That's cuz it helps me stalk you all better.

It'th twue - orison also cares. Well, he reads, anyway.

I am!

"Who'll be the next in line for heartache..."

:2thumbsup:

Cmon BBAD, get your head out of your exhaust pipe.

 

SEE?! see that care up there?! Someone can post something as simple as "I farted and it hurt." and zen would be there in an instant, quoting them and telling them it'll all be ok...their sphincter will heal and life will resume.

On a separate note...I watched Transformers 3 the other night and thought of myself in BBAD's eyes. Thank God I'm not as stupid and shitty of an actor as Shia, though. Man, he annoys the shit outta me.

 

Could be symptomatic of an anal fissure, actually...which could develop into an anal fistula, which is kinda like an extra hole in your butt. Old Doc Zengizmo strongly recommends a doctor visit for pain on farting. :2thumbsup:

 

Yes... that is exactly what you are!

On an unrelated note, I think I will be given another injection when I start my course

 

that sounds like a tough course. I hope you get a sweetie afterward

 

I just bought some WD-40 because those squeaking doors at my house have been driving me insane (I live with a woman who gets up to pee about 3 times a night + gets up earlier than me).

Sure beats her ''cant you just use butter or vaseline?'' suggestion...

 

water dispersant 40

I sewed a rip in my backpack and threw it in the washing machine yesterday. now it looks only slightly used.

 

I did not know the WD stood for water dispersant. very interesting!

 

I get red bumps and it starts tuh itch

 

i think i read that in an uncle john's bathroom reader. those things are great.

 

I had one of those. It was this little miniature uncle johns bathroom reader than had a whole bunch of riddles and weird facts in it. Wish i could find it! They are awesome

 

regular cooking vegetable oil works great for hinges

plus it doesnt evaporate like wd40 does...and wd40 smells


random fact...i use pam cooking spray on beard trimmer blades

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwg3Yp0PIHY&feature=related"]Nurses - "Fever Dreams" (Official Video) - YouTube

 

wd is water displacing

 

oh ya?...well check this

the wd stands for ''water displacement''

 

Why? Is the knowledge infectious?

It smells good! Very huffable!

Huh-uh. Wang distender. I'm not sure if the 40 is inches or centimeters.