Random Facts About YOU XLVII

x = y.
Then x2 = xy.
Subtract the same thing from both sides:
x2 - y2 = xy - y2.
Dividing by (x-y), obtain
x + y = y.
Since x = y, we see that
2 y = y.
Thus 2 = 1, since we started with y nonzero.
Subtracting 1 from both sides,
1 = 0.

 

Just stop it yoy got me all fucked up in the head

 

Awesome story...

I'm driving through a parking lot, doing about 10-15mph when an old woman decides to get out of her car and just walk into the side of my truck.

There was no rhyme or reason...I was watching her get out of her car outta the corner of my eye and I said to myself, "that bitch doesn't even notice my ginormous vehicle driving by her. She's going to walk into it." And she did.

Moral of the story...old people are dangerous on-foot in parking lots.

 

you made her run into it

 

cant see..

 

Unite!

 

i have a friend who's 87...when she comes out of the store/bank she can look me dead in the eyes but doesnt actually recognize me or the car until i get out and wave at her...from 10 feet away

also last time we ran errands I used someone elses car...she didnt even notice

 

wheres my sig pic?

 

broker a g string.. dont feel like setting one, so ill play nude.

 

You can't divide by zero. The result is meaningless.

 

This is a Zen reductionist equation.

 

Been mowing, spraying weed killer and had a small bonfire...

I've got everything done that needed doing before it rains...

 

Was going to take a walk but its kinda chilly out

 

snow and rain for us tonight

 

My parents' friends' first grandchild was born on my birthday this week.
That's the good news!

The bad news (for me) is that most of my friends forgot all about my birthday, even those who send me cards EVERY year.
Oh well. It's just another day, right?

 

That's because they hate you, Poppy. But WE love you, because we know what it is to be thrown into the gutter and stomped on. And also, we're ignorant of all the qualities that make your long-term friends hate you so much.

So happy birthday, Poppy. :grouphug:

 

I nice bubble bath, always makes me feel better after a long day of yard work...

 

I always shower...i cant even remember my last bath

I cant wait for the lakes to warm up i want to go swimming again so bad...most of the lakes still have ice and slush on them

 

tits or gtfo

 

you can spray me after i touch your bum