Random Facts About YOU XLVII

So, if someone tells you to "Go fly a kite" you are actually prepared... Hmmmm. Maybe I should get one of those for the next time I hear that.

 

sitting here listening to R@B wishing i had a girl friend to play with

 

they always have kites in the drug store. Im probably the only one around here that actually buys them.

 

Headlight bulbs - low beam. We got some.

I had to drive home with high beams last night. I tried to tell Hubs that the thing about running around forever with one low beam out is that it would be crappy when the other burned out.

Now the car is too hot for him to put them in. I hope I don't have to drive anywhere tonight.

 

Damn my eyes...

 

This is wrong, mind fuck, that picture

 

i kind of look like that guy...except my face is thinner and im taller

and my chest hair doesnt collect in curls because I like to comb it and keep it tame

 

i have a few chest hairs on my right peck.

i bout tore the old satchel right off today. didn't go over the handle bars but came real close. my seat came up and i could feel each of my nuts being squished in slow motion. not as arousing as it sounds.

 

I got tons of chest hair i can literally braid that shit

 

im still debating whether i should keep fixing this dirtbike ...or just take the 110cc engine off and weld it into a mountain bike frame

 

what material mountain bike frame do you have

 

hell yeah! make a bike i saw a guy cruising around on a makeshift bike just the other day on these busy roads...

 

none yet

but id pick a steel one so it would be easier to weld on brackets..and id make sure it had some kind of suspension

 

you can get a real small motor that aids pedaling. so you still have to pedal it, but the motor does a lot of work. there is some kind of thing that will fit inside the frame concealed that will do this.

i'm typing stupid because i got hit in the nuts

 

steven and chriss show,,, dude is using some paint, the one gay guy is getting high off it.. he so high, hes tripping like a lucille ball..

you canadians and your tv shows.. haha.
Kratts Brothers also made in canada..

 

Watching criminal minds love this show

 

pawn stars

 

sons of guns
criminal minds does rock.
anyone watch frasier?

 

no.. i'm only 8% gay

 

lol
what about startrek?