Random Facts About You XLIX

Two Four Litre Casks Of Chardonnay, And Two

Four Litre Casks Of Pressings Style Dry Red....

If You Buy Four Casks They Give A Good Discount Even Though Their Normal

Prices Are Very Competitive....



Cheers Glen.

 

Im not quite sure what a casks is but sounds interesting.
off to bed now. gott awake up, go to gym, than long day of work tommorwo

 

I Think In America It's Called "Box Wine"....

Oh By The Way, Whatever You Choose To Call It, It Was Invented Many

Years Ago Here In Horstralia...:2thumbsup:.



Cheers Glen.

 

actually i still have pet mice, they are such cute and smart lil creatures.
this is Abernathy :


and this is Zoë :



Parrots are beautiful and very intelligent animals indeed, but i just couldn't take care of one properly. Theres a reason i chose to have pet mice, they are completely quiet and don't require a constant attention (i love animals but i live in a very small appartment, so mice are perfect).

 

awww they're so cute!

rf: i must've pressed the snooze button like 6 times today.. lol.

 

a close friend of mine is selling an amazon parrot for 2 grand...it lives in a cage the size of a bathroom and is near 2 feet tail to beak..the ass feathers on an amazon are really long....and he can bite a pinkie clean off

 

I had a dream that I walked into my house to find that someone shit in my sink.

I wonder what that means? Someone is a sink shitter.

I woke up in a sweat.

 

I'm sweating now, it's quite humid. I've never found poop in a sink nor have I ever pooped in one.

However I HAVE peed in a sink. When I gots ta go, I'll go anywhere!

 

Last night at 3:00AM (early morning actually) there was a very loud thunder clap... Sounded like multiple explosions and shook the house bad. At the time I was actually expecting to see train cars blowing up on the tracks 5 blocks away... It sounded really weird, very unlike thunder, and woke me up. Thus the confusion on my part. :willy_nilly:

My dog Koa has major problems with loud noises like that (thunder, fireworks, etc.) so I was trying to get him outside before he totally emptied his bladder all over the house. When I got him downstairs and out the back door he didn't come right back like he normally would. I had to go out in the rain with a flashlight to find him, poor guy was hiding under the deck scared shitless... I had to crawl under and drag him out of there just to get him back in the house.

Now I'm hurting like crazy from having to do that... (My body really can't do that stuff anymore) and I still have piss to clean up. FML

 

I don't feel good, I have a stuffed up head...

The little one is on the couch asleep...

Its in the 80's here today...

 

My friend shat on the hood of his neighbors car lol

 

there i was, lighting a bowl while looking out the window, just as a state trooper was walking down the private lane that borders my yard...

 

did you tell him to "get a load of this"

 

That is correct.

I used to work with mice in a laboratory. 'Nuf said... If it makes you feel any better, I hated myself for what I had to do...but I vas only following orders!


rf: I do not shit in sinks.

 

look how sexy



from the race last sunday. i got 9th. felt like SHIT for over half the way... just pedaling along. hope to do much better next month.

 

I noticed that eight flying rufous hummingbirds in a confined space produce a decibel level close to that of an electric weed eater.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GugsCdLHm-Q"]Queen - Bicycle Race - YouTube

 

Should have yelled "GET OUTTA" MY YARD!" at him... :2thumbsup:

Yes... Yes they do.


OT: Cut the grass in the front yard... Now I can sit out front and yell "GET OUTTA" MY YARD!" at some kids...

 

Pa state troopers are 1/2 retarded 1/2 jar heads. = whole asshole..

 

lol i wish i could say more about law enforcement, but i can't...

unfortunately the dude lives down the lane and was getting his mail (off duty).

i felt quite smug when i saw him because he obviously didn't see me.

i'm going to get myself in trouble!