random facts about you XLIII

wow...its december 15 and there is only 4 degres f that seperate ottawa valley and virginia....its going up to 50 here later

 

I'm a hapless victim of myself.

 

Had a nap before dinner

 

Why am I up this early
Someone please explain to me

 

Random fact..i NEED my coffee

 

I need a hug, but there is no one here to give me a hug. So I need to find a replacement.

 

I could have been a contender......

 

i think i was just bitten by something

have a massive clear bump that itches like fuck

under my jaw-line.

 

Cuz you woke up.

I monitor my blood caffeine level all day and sip coffee as needed.

You mean, a replacement THERE. You're not recruiting here on HF, are you?

That's what we all tell ourselves.

Nothing to do but apply a tourniquet around your head to keep the poison from getting to your brain.


I have more to say...

 

by replacement I did not mean a person. I meant whisky of some sort, it usually gives great warm hugs.

 

Of course, and thank you for clarifying. Yes, I get most of my hugs out of a bottle these days...probably because I'm a bit of an irredeemable, unrepentant bastard, I suppose.

 

haha my cousin who is like 13 or 14 was arguing with some kid over a girl through text messages and hes like "this kid just asked me how big my dick is, what should i tell him?" :rofl:

 

Just woke up and still tired

 

he should say his nickname is Biggus Dickus :mickey:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2K8_jgiNqUc"]Biggus Dickus - Monty Python

 

where i live there are mills all over the place...we have 2 just in my town with many more throughout the countryside...some are converted to homes and some are converted to restaraunts...still more are abandoned...i pass this one on the way to my daughters home..its exactly half way...pic off the weather network

 

I just trimmed my beard

Ill leave it to your imagination whether or not I did the basement too

 

I'm sad today is the last day of school here

 

For some reason i have coldplay songs stuck in my head

 

I like the quiet life in the country...

 

Answer: "Your mom said it's the biggest she's ever seen. Of course she was seeing it right up close..."

Gorgeous!

In my imagination you spent about half a minute looking at the basement. Is that what you mean by "doing" the basement? That's the same way I've been "doing" my wife for the last seven years.


Tonight is my company Christmas party. I decided to go to my daughter's school Christmas concert instead. And no, it had nothing to do with the intense peer pressure I received here. And no, I do not consider it presumptious of me to consider myself your peer. Any other questions?