Random Facts About You # 57

we had many of those boxes in my neighborhood....probably half the cancer deaths are from us playing on those as kids....some people had them right on their blvd...we'd sit for hours on those and play keep off and king of the castle etc.....you in Ontario james?



well thank Christ for small miracles....I missed the generator conversation and am just in time for the daily weather comparison between us old fucks

rined all night here...shitty weather this morning...windy.....below zero tonight supposedly

 

I found one of the kittens eating the last half of a baby snake. It was probably another Copperhead. I hope the damn thing didn't bite her.

 

Fuggin power went out again... This had better not become a trend.

 

^that's unfortunate


parody thread title

penis sighs

 

And then there were 13.

 

The kitten died?

 

She got another....

 

and the cat came back the very next...

 

I should write a song.

"I'd Rather Have Cats Than A Christmas Tree"

 

"I'd Rather Have Cats Than A Christmas Tree"
i'd clean cat poop and i'd clean cat pee

kitty cat smell is way better than a tree
13 kitty cats for lil'ol me

 

I keep'em in boxes in places round my house

i'd hate to be in the shoes of a mouse

 

13 too many

 

For you.

 

My house doesn't smell like cat anything.

 

Nope.

The kitten that ate the snake is fine.

 

that reminds me of a joke

him...''hey baby can I smell your pussy?''
her....''ooh no don't be gross''
him...''ok it must be your feet then''


that joke will get you slapped in the wrong situation

 

At least it didn't get bit by the snake. Baby snakes can be more dangerous/lethal than mature snakes because as they get older snakes learn to control the amount of venom they inject during a bite. A baby just bites and injects everything it can.

 

Some snake neurotoxins react differently on animals than they do on people...

 

Went to the range with my sons this evening. We shot about 200 rounds or so. I feel like I'm getting better. I've always thought I was at least an ok shot but in the last few months I'm seeing the difference between shooting once in a while and shooting once or twice a week. (and also the difference between goofing off with friends and actually practicing and paying attention to details).

It isn't like riding a bike. The more you do it, the better you get but.....no matter how good you are.....the less you do it, the less accurate you are.

 

When my dog killed a Copperhead, I called Poison Control.

They said it's okay for the dog to bite the snake but not for the snake to bite the dog.