Random fact about yourself

i changed my desktop picture lastnight to red tulips

 

i pulled a muscle in my leg lastnight while hangin upside down from a rope beatin it like a mad caveman that wants his rock back

 

I'm really tired.

 

I just completed a leg workout and as a result will probably be walking a bit funny for a couple days.

 

im really craving some shrooms or acid and i cant get any.

 

we put my cat to sleep earlier today... =[

 

And my Schlong cant resist YOU, baby !

 

id kill pervs and sex offenders as a full time job if it were a job and paid good or maybe by the body

 

Because he's a love machine (techno robot voice)... German love machine.

Ze doitch!

(every damn time I see his username, this song ...which doesn't really exist... plays in me head).

I watched a movie in the bathtub today... actually, I love bathtubs... I'm usually not happy in a house without a bathtub... also, when I choose hotels, I choose them by bathtub availability.

 

orange hi-c is one of my favorite drinks

 

i'm addicted to piercings and tarot cards..

 

i have a killer migraine

 

The left side of my entire body is smaller then the right....really.

 

I have a huge vein that goes through the base of my penis, and it does a loop on itself.

I'm not joking.

 

i dyed my hair today

 

My legs ache

 

I masturbate more then anyone else alive,

 

I suppose no one's going to "beat" that

(sorry, couldn't resist! )

 

I really miss my dog (she died this winter)

 

Heh.