Random fact about yourself

There are a batch of shrooms growing right where I live in the cowshit next door...

I just don't trust myself with fieldies.

 

i want some poppy seed cake.....and opium

 

I have 420 messages in my inbox atm

 

new messages?
wow miss popular...



i'm such a spaz..i need professional help

 

Ahahahah new ones god no. Just received and sent ones that haven't been deleted.

I'm really thirsty but I'm not sure I want to hop over to the washroom just to get water.

 

well in that case i have 2734 messages

i'm thirsty too...thirsty for .....:X

 

seriously, woman, that's nutso. Do you never clean out your inbox? (hahahah that sounds dirty)

I feel like a fucking invalid today, keep on asking my mom to help with stuff ie grab the icebag from the front step so I could put it onto my ankle. But the crutches I've borrowed are too tall for me to use, even at their shortest height

 

i don't have to clean it out anymore, cause i can have like 10000
i haven't been pming that much lately cause i've been raping peoples guestbooks instead

i feel like a cat trapped in a house today

 

I always delete those "new guestbook entry!" pm's because they irritate the piss out of me for some reason. I'm twitchy like that.

 

Man, those PMs irritate me too... it's amazing the amount of work you have to do just to get to your guestbook through them.

 

is everyone in here old?

 

i usually stutter when talking to cute guys..and i want to take up dancing..

 

is everyone new stupid? :tongue:

(I'm playing with you, most folks have their age listed in their profile which should give you a decent idea of the age ranges here)


I've recently discovered a great love of vinegar on fries, especially malt vinegar on fries

 

i forgot about that

 

andy warhol makes me a little wet as do martis and santa naas and gallery openins

 

peter frampton makes me hot

 

For every post I read, a funny (to me) sarcastic comment pops into my mind.

 

does that thing say pimp?

 

I'm sick so I'm skipping work today.

Ha!

 

Yep, it says pimp. I'm a pimp in the mathematical sense of the word.