Random confessions

so if I told you there was a dustbunny under the couch, you'd have to go sweep/vacuum under it?

 

oh, I love over easy, sunny side up.. of course I'm a firm believer the white is just there to carry lovely molten yellow goodness to me.

my roommate was once making a cake and had a half dozen yolks she didn't know what to do with.. I'm like 'give'. grabbed an extra egg, cracked it into the pan, poured the other yolks on top of it, and had a 7 yolk egg with bacon. and butter.

 

Yes.

I've found a speck of something and it lead to an all out cleaning campaign before.

Many times.

 

you would hate being round me, I think. I have a bin of earthworms in the corner, I have a bin next to it with coffee grounds that I'm culturing mushrooms (attempting to) in, I have sourdough starter in the kitchen blooping on the counter....

 

Yeah that would all make me nuts.

Also, can I ask why you have all that?

 

HOW DARE YOU CALL ME "NORMAL".....Talk About A Bloody Insult.....



Cheers Glen.

 

I have earthworms because I think vermicomposting is neat, and I use the castings as part of my potting mix for starting seedlings for my garden, and fertilizer for my garden plants, it's also useful if say.. I'm eating some strawberries, I can drop the leaves/less edible bits in for the worms.

I'm attempting to grow mushrooms because I'm a mushroom fiend. I can and will eat them by the pound, and oysters are ridiculously hard to find here. they're like 12$ a pound, and the closest place that sells them is about 60 miles off. I have sourdough culture because I like sourdough bread, and with having celiac, I can't have wheat/barley or rye containing products, but Iv'e found a primitive protograin that doesn't cause reactivity, but I like letting the lactobacilli break down the storage proteins anyway, it tastes awesome, and it saves me buying commercial yeast. oh, speaking of yeast, I have a 5 gallon tun of wine fermenting, and this fall, I'm going to try my hand at a nut based (pecan or chestnut) beer.

 

I once tripped shrooms and organized my cabinets

So neo, i feel ya girl

Last night I smoked weed for the first time in a few months and spent two hours circling the house and cleaning everything in sight. It was a lot of fun

So thats my confession, drugs are supposed to relax you but they make me even more neurotic.

 

I had some type of sexual relations with a family friend when I was about 10 or 11.

 

Did something really fucking stupid.
Still can't believe I did it.

*Pete shakes head*

I didn't shut off my zero turn lawn mower and filled it with gas while the engine was running idle and hot.......

Confession of something fucking stupid.
Lucky it didn't blow up in a fire ball.

 

Yep.......That Was Stupid Alright.....BUT.....Only Last Week I Had A Low Battery And Had To Jump

Start The Z-Turn......Some Time Later I Realised I Had Forgotten To Refuel It And Thought

Since The Exhaust Was Facing Away From The Fuel Filler It Would Be OK........THEN......

A Little Voice In My Head Said.....NO GLEN.....So I Stopped The Motor......So As To Reward

Me For My Common Sense It Started Instantly......



Cheers Glen.

 

i'll still eat it broken, but it does make a difference. it doesn't taste as good, and it turns solid which means dipping/smearing is out of the question.

 

I tried Udon for the first time tonight, and don't think I like it. Sorry, not sorry.

 

I think I’m done with saying “God bless you” to people who sneeze. Why are we bringing God into this?

 

I have fell in love with wearing Sarongs. Not even close to a beach or a tropical climate. I get some looks sometimes but I don't care I love the fabric and the freedom.

 

Yes, I've to put one hand to the wall and align my body at a 45% angle to the wall, and then pivot my pelvis towards the ground. There's usually some carpet that I've to move too, so that my feet won't slip when in this position. Whereas in the sink, I can easily rinse the head of my penis afterwards to clean it.

Also, you don't have to worry about your aim.

 

I just kinda do it. Not much of a process for me, because I'm not a total wacko.

 

Don't be name calling - it is a confessions thread after all. You're probably just shorter than me.

Oh now it makes sense... I'll pee in the toilet from now on!! Idiot

 

lol Yea, a judgement free zone.

 

Brb, gonna pee in a sink.