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tattooed a watch onto his arm

 

has surgically implanted balls hanging from his chin

 

wears a wig

 

never got his 2 front teeth for christmas

 

always burns hard boiled eggs

 

saves his condoms as souveniers

 

still sleeps in a racecar bed

 

nobody knows, but he's had the real stanley cup stashed in his basement for 20 years

 

yells at the tv during the game

 

blames the reception when his team loses

 

spent three days adjusting his tv antenna before realizing he needed one of those digital converters

 

has a tv antenna he wears on his head to protect his brain waves from russian spies

 

watched Ghostbusters 309 and a half times

 

likes to roleplay with his woman while dressing up as the "man in the yellow hat" from curious george

 

was once featured on the MSNBC show "Lockup"

 

sometimes wonders if he's really a smurf

 

cuts treads from old tires and glues them to the bottom of his shoes

 

holds the guinness world record for the most tic tacs eaten in one night

 

Has been having a long term relationship with Michael Jackson.

 

has a tina turner sex doll