quickest time from meeting to having sex

Drive time. A friend's girlfriend had a schoolmate from Catholic school that she hooked me up with one night, sight unseen. From the time the girl introduced herself (they went and picked her up from her house) to the time we said 'Hello' to each other and I drove to a park down the street was less than ten minutes. Next thing ya know we're in the passenger seat, her feet pointing towards the sky. Good times until the cops showed up...I kept her panties, lol!

 

About an hour.

I was working at a furniture warehouse after I graduated high school. There were maybe 40 people working the warehouse and they were all guys.

Then they hired this girl. She was pretty hot and wore skin tight sweatpants (back in the 80’s before leggings or spandex were a thing). She was really petite so couldn’t load/unload trucks, so they had her moving stuff around with a forklift. Everybody just referred to her as “forklift girl”. She was a constant topic of conversation. She seemed out of my league and totally out of place at a warehouse. I worked the regular 8 AM - 5 PM shift. She worked 2 PM - 10 PM. I’d see her buzzing around the warehouse moving furniture but never had occasion to speak to her.

I was clocking out one day and out of the blue she walks up and says, “I told Greg I’m not feeling well, can you give me a ride home?”. I was oblivious, thought she was sick so said, “Yeah, OK”. We get out to my car and I ask her where she lived. She replied, “I wasn’t talking about my home, silly”.

I swear to God that’s how it went down. I took her home. She was crazy in bed. She was insatiable. We started doing it in the parking lot after that which landed us both in front of HR.

I eventually quit and took a job as the overnight security guard at UPS. She also worked at UPS until 2 AM after the furniture warehouse, so we kept banging there after she got off from work. I’ll never forget getting in trouble with HR at UPS when the HR lady said, “We keep getting reports about you and Kristina bouncing your truck across the parking lot…”

That was back in 1987. I still see her on occasion. She ended up meeting some of my friends so she’s still around when I visit New England.

She had an interesting story. Her father was a Romanian diplomat. He defected to the US in the 1970’s. It took them five years to get Romania to release his children, so she lived on her grandparents farm until 1982. I enlisted in 1988. I had to get a Top Secret clearance. The biggest hold-up to getting the clearance was that I slept with the daughter of a communist. The Army was really hung up on me getting laid

 

About 4 hours is my record. When I was in college, I was out at a bar with friends and some other people they knew joined us. This one girl and I hit it off and a few hours later I was back in her room fucking her.

 

I was hosting a concert in a night club when I lived in FL. It was May. Very hot. I was wearing surfing shorts. She(attractive blonde/30s) was sitting on the stairs at my feet and I felt a hand sliding up the front of my thigh. She said, "You really do shave your legs". It was a radio station gag on the morning show I did. I said I did. She slide her hand further up, under my shorts and said, "do you shave further up?....oh, you do. Wow.......You are going home with me.". She was a bank vice president. Recently divorced. Her home was on the intercoastal. It doesnt really get better than that

 

I enter a massage parlor. Mamasan says "I get girl for you." Girl comes in and it's off to the shower. Once all clean it's back to the room. I'm balls deep in her pussy within 20 minutes from when I arrived.

 

2 hours. My wife and I are in the Lifestyle. Met a couple for dinner. Check into a hotel and started banging.

 

I have never had sex on a first date or with a stranger I just met, though I have given a couple guys a bj that I met at a bar or party only an hour or two earlier. For actual Intercourse it’s a about a week

 

That is generous of you to take care of a few bjs in a bar or party. Did you say it was a friend of your husband?

 

lol re generous. No they were not friends of my husband. This is before we met

 

Lol well that is awesome you provided that information. Thank you. ;-)

 

About 3 hours. Met a chick at a dance one night in summer - had the sausage in about 3 hours later, in the back seat of a rented car.

I could've mentioned a faster one like Barry Mandelay did in the post above - but the one and only time I purchased the services of a pro doesn't count in my opinion.

 

Wow, what a slut.

The artist formerly known as Mistress Margaret.

 

Working as a stripper 'quickie' exhibitionist sex with someone I didn't know in the audience could often be part of the show. More usual to get chatting with someone in the bar after the show and go back to their apartment or hotel room for the night.

 

I young and single, and I was working at a Neighborhood Bar and for some reason, and I do believe that lot of women, do come it to the bar late, near closing time, and usually they will be friendly with the Bartender, some would ask if I had a transportation, give me 5 minutes. I would lock up quickly and we where walking out to my car and I asked her where she lived. She quickly replied, “Hey I was not talking about my home, silly”. Well great then I live here, right up these steps and I believe my best time was about 15 minutes

 

Walked into a bar in Santa Cruz ( pre earthquake) and just as as I entered , a woman was being twirled by some guy to the music and she fell / danced right into my arms. I said --"you ready to go"? She said yes--took me about ten minutes to drive to the motel in which I was staying. Never figured out either of our parts in that odd little scene, but it's a good memory.

 

I dated this Indian girl at my brothers birthday party. She wanted to see a movie we done some heavy petting had her sucking my lips and her tongue down my throat. There were not many people watching the film, she put her coat across our laps and had my cock out "My you feel huge" Went back to her flat I fucked the hell out of her

 

Ha! I used to drive a taxi but never got frisky with people unless they asked directly. So, I'd say it would be about 5 minutes.

 

Well, I guess you don't need to be romanced. So much for enjoying the chase.

The artist formerly known as Mistress Margaret.

 

I have a friend who drives for Uber and he says this happens all the time. I never would have guessed!