Questions Science Can't Answer

Question that (the title of this thread need the word "that" in it) science can't answer:

What is better Family or South Park?

 

How many single white baps could you fit into the entire universe if it was turned inside out?

 

What would the music from an unknown intelligent lifeform in a far away galaxy sound like if it was played at high speed from a helicopter and mixed with some Lionel Richie?

 

How many dogs were barking to alert their owners that a cat has just passed the window 7.2 minutes ago?

 

1)That depends on whether the white buns are also inside out.

2)I think the answer is dubstep but I'm not science so I shouldn't really be answering.

3)All of them

 

South Park is preferred among scientists.

 

Do the Russians love their children too?

 

Do you like it when I use three fingers?

This thread is a lot less silly since fingermouse started posting.

 

Divided down to your smallest parts, you are just a mass of atoms/molecules

Aspirating (Breathing), converting food to energy, all bodily functions are mechanical

Even something as complex as replicating DNA in the end is achieved by the rules on how molecules react to each other, it may look like life becuase its very complex, but its still an automatic process based on how cells and the long molecular chains interact with each other.

Your brain is just a computer, the kind of which most represents a back propagating neural net, where everything is learned, memory mapped. Free will, free choice basically comes down to your brain assessing past memories and calculating which is the best choice in the present.

You are alive cos you change and breath, well so does fire, that changes and breaths (consumes oxygen) doesnt mean thats alive. You are alive because you are self aware? Just cos your brain is the most complex thing to occur in nature and you have a better understanding of your surroundings, doesnt mean you are alive. Theres nothing to say anyone or anything is actually alive. Life is an abstract concept to start with. You assert you are alive, when no one can give a definition of what life actually is?

 

Vanilla:

There's us! The lot of us. Everyone.

We don't define life by living?! I must be missing something! Not death, surely?! lol

 

What is the point of this? Philosophical questions are unscientific, but can easily be explained through the scientific method.

The answers might not be what you're looking for, but their seen through a clear lens... without bias or at least as little as humanly possible using the scientific method.

 

What exactly came from nothing?

 

There's no such thing as nothing, there is plenty of unknown but absolutely NO NOTHING!

 

There is nothing to sustain that theory.

 

Energy can not propagate through 'nothing'. What solid evidence and logic supports a God theory? None, God is the total bullshit theory here. Science can only prove what is real, and disproof of religious delusions comes through proving real contradictions. Theists can not counter empirical evidence so they resort to denial, ignorance and weak moronic statements like "evolution is a lie".

 

who the fuck actually likes creed???

 

Apparently a lot of people down in Tallahassee.

 

Can superheroes exist in the universe?

Why hasn't anyone discovered time travel in the future, then come back to warn us of the end of the human race?

 

This does not include proselytizing. This discussion is off topic from the get-go. Personally I find the implicit agenda to be deeply offensive.

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