questionable stoned activities....

ahaa...that is the best!

 

Slight variable on the theme, as this is more of a 'things you've seen' while stoned story. Basically, me & a friend went for a wander whilst heavily caned one evening & saw a big meat head guy with a pit bull terrier which was wearing (i swear to god) a leather studded waistcoat kinda thing and believe it or not a balaclava!!! This in itself was relatively funny, however what happened next was hilarious and sounds far fetched but is amazingly true. As we walked by, coming from the other direction was a lady in a white suit & hat, & with her was a fluffy white poodle, all shaved like a show dog, with pink ribbons in its hair & tail!!

You can guess whats coming, but basically, moments later (whether by accident or not we'll never know) the pit bull came free as it neared the poodle & before we knew the pit bull was, to put it politely, violating (quite aggressively) the unsuspecting little poodle!! The woman was shrieking and the pit bull owner made a half hearted attempt to retrieve his pit bull (well, I don't suppose you get in the way of a randy pit bull!) The whole thing was hilarious & we were in stitches for ages & its something i'll never forgot & something I would have thought was a stoned dream had my mate not witnessed it too !!

 

hahahaha lmfao that would be so funny to see!!!!

 

Man, I love posts like this.

Anyways, me and some friends were driving around, stoned as hell, and I look down to the floorboard of the car..."Hey, what's this sour cream for?". She had this huge ass canister of sour cream. Everyone was looking at me like I was out of my mind. Apearantly, she went food shopping and forgot to bring it in, which was like 4 or 5 days ago. So, I open the door and set it down on the pavement, but as I do this, she started to drive away(we were at an intersection). So everyone's either screaming, "go go go!" or "pick it up!". So I pick it up, almost getting hit by a car. We dropped halfway down the road anyways.

This is kind of like the pine cone story. Me and my friend were standing in my yard talking about how dogs will sometimes eat things just because they see people eating them. Well, I decided to pick up a pinecone and pretend to eat it. So I'm eating this pinecone like, and my dog is staring at me like I'm out of my mind. I hand another pine cone to my friend and said, "would you like a pinecone, sir?". So we stood there in my yard eating pinecones. We finnally realized what we were doing and went inside.

My same friend^^ and I constantly get lost when we're high. Even when we're not, we'll start talk as we're walking somewhere, and next thing you know we are going in a comepletely opposite direction. It's crazy sometimes, how long we go without realizing what we're doing.

 

I'd pay to see you dance DarkLunacy

 

Roffle at trying to put a jar of sour creame out in the middle of an intersection.

 

hey...someone rated this...thats awesome!

 

i would be stupid if not for psychedelics

 

i can definitely relate to that. my favourite person to get high with (kevin) is also cursed like myself. we have no sense of direction, time, space, or reality for the most part and are CONSTANTLY getting our asses lost. once we were walking along the beach to my house in the middle of the day, and naturally watching where we were going. it seemed like we were walking for quite a while so i decided to look up to see where the hell we were, only to find my house was a good 10-15 minutes behind us. then on our way back we got trapped by the tide and had to manoevor over the rocks almost falling in the water. kevin ended up having to take his shoes and socks off and wading through the water because he was afraid of slipping.

 

anyone remember that show on mtv for a season with the college kids who had a freind who was a orange cone with a sock on its head and a smily face on it? the name of the show i forget but anyway...me and a buddy were ripped as shit and saw one of those cones roadside, so we took a magic marker to it and drew a smily face...then we realized it needed a sock so i took mine off, in the snow, and capped off our good freind coney.

 

one time i got totally fucked up with a friend of mine, and we went to this girls house for a party but nobody was there so we went back to his house and smoked a joint behind his house with this sixth grader who lives in his same cul de sac. we couldnt go inside because my friend's dad was home and would have known we were high. so as we were sitting outside becuse my eyes were blood shot, the young kid's stepfather came home and after he went inside we threw clumps of moist dirt at his car