question about eating a girl out

hahaha
wouldnt know. i got distracted by the notion of some of my own oral.

 

He went in and never came out.

 

Honestly I thought eating a girl out was like licking a battery. My tongue is always numb afterwards.

 

lol

 

I have nothing really to contribute to this thread other than applause for the best thread ever. I mean, it's hilarious.
Now I'm starting to wonder if something's wrong with me...coins? milk? Not me. lol

 

get down there with your tongue and command the clit..

 

I ate out a 97 year old woman once. Ever pull a grilled cheese sandwich apart?

 

oh man .... that's nasty

i think it was Sam Kenison that said something like, "to satisfy a woman orally ... just spell out the alphabet with your tongue on her clit ... you'll be lucky to get to the letter P without her cumming"

 

^^ See now that actually works.. I've used it to good effect. My record is only getting to H

 

Yep. That was Sam. I found out that licking on the music scale is good, too. Not with the 97 year old, mind you, but my first wife. I'd alternate. E..G..B..D..F.. and then F..A..C..E... It was also fun to break one of those freeze pops in half and insert it. The cold wasn't uncomfortable for my wife and the grape complimented the natural juices quite well.

 

i went down on an ex of mine once and it smelled like straight roast beef sandwich...it was a musky brown too. reminded me of an arby's beef n cheddar i left her the next day.

 

I love giving and receiving oral sex, I know where the comment of tastes like coins come from. I love it when my gf cums from me giving her oral, it really give me a thrill or if she pulls me away cos she's about to and wants prolong the experience. As for the taste of a man I've heard that a lot of cinnamon in your mans diet is good, don't know never tried it myself, but will try it soon as well as the pineapple diet.

 

My yoni tastes like honey.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N8Ta0v7dSM

 

Its really quite easy you just have to get in there and do it. Once you've done it a few times you'll feel like a pro.

Here's my tips.
Be gentle, keep your tounge wet and slippery, dont be afraid to throw a finger in at the appropriate time, see what she likes through her moaning and just be bold and ask what she likes.

As long as shes wet it taste fairly good, kinda reminds me of butter.

Some girls find it embarasing having a dudes face up in their junk so its also good to make sure they feel relaxed so they can enjoy it fully.

 

You're giving me the munchies!

 

its real easy to learn... just find a willing lil lady.

start on with the tongue around the clit and spell out the alphabet with your tongue A-B-C... by the time you get to K she should be moaning.

you can give a firm up and down lick with your tongue flat and wide or a swirling like a french kiss.

if you dont think you're doing it right, pick your head up and ask if she's enjoying herself. if you're doing it right she wont wanna talk. if you aren't then just ask her to show you what to do with her fingers and copy what she does.

there's lots more written about it online, give it a google search. there's actually this old pornstar from the 70s who has a series of videos about the male and female orgasms, how to give oral, how to do anal, and the like... can be really helpful if your lost or just curious

 

om nom om nom nom nom nom..

 

In my opinion if you cant even spell foreplay yet then you are too young to even be thinking about cunnilingus which as you can see is way more advanced as far as spelling goes. I say you should stick to your school lessons and learn to spell correctly before you attempt to move on.

 

yeah a shower prior would be great, my first time eating out an ex was when we went out on a date and back to her house.... i guess she was wet well we were out on the date, and she started drying up back at her house... yeah tasted fuckin nasty

I've eaten pussy in the shower and that was amazing (my favorite time to chow down)