question about eating a girl out

Discussion in 'Men's Issues' started by Munfy, Jul 21, 2008.

  1. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I still can't stop laughing at "coins".... Now whenever I hear the word "vagina" I will think of a change purse...Men can smell like horrid must/mold if they are sweaty down there, like a basement that has had no air for 80 years....
     
  2. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    reminds me of that Scooby Doo episode... "Coin...Coin..."
     
  3. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Haha, see, even they knew...subliminal...

    Wonder if "coin" would be new slang term when relating to oral sex..."did you eat some coin last night.." "I sure did, it was beyond metallic..."
     
  4. silverhippy

    silverhippy Comfortably Numb

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    You need glasses. You have been having oral sex with a vending machine. Geeez coins.

    Peace

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  5. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    I have grown to like "coins" as a description, it's quite funny...And never heard of it till this thread, thank you internet, you teach me every day!

    As for "salty milk" that just sounds bad...I'd rather have someone tell me coins rather than salty milk...
     
  6. Mellow Yellow

    Mellow Yellow Electrical Banana

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    Lotsa descriptions of taste, what about technique?

    You gotsta find the G spot man, you know, the clitoris, which is near the top, closest to belly button. You can feel it when it gets hard. Use a rapid probing/lapping motion with the tongue. You'll know when you've got it right, trust me. Sucking on the clit is also effective, but I agree I wouldn't go lower.

    Like they say, once you get past the smell you've got it licked. ;)
     
  7. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    the g-spot is inside, it's different from the clit.
     
  8. mystical_shroom

    mystical_shroom acerbic

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    Hahaha, ah, this is funny...

    Yeah, the clit isn't the "g-spot"... But the clit is still a nice spot to tinker with...
     
  9. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Yes you definitely know when you have it...I agree coupled with the tongue and a finger or 2, once you hit it things change, sounds, reactions...and time seems to slow down around you.

    Along with that lapping motion I like to go side to side with the tongue. That also produces some space time continuum like effects...
     
  10. Mellow Yellow

    Mellow Yellow Electrical Banana

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    Really, please do expound, expiring minds want to know...

    And all this time I thought I was the g-spot master, lol!
     
  11. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    and a bitch to massage just right. damned ol evasive thing. I think KC's runs from me.
     
  12. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    picture pages...picture pages...

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    Be sure to keep your fingernails trimmed looking for this one. The spot has a different texture or feel than the rest of the love canal. I would describe it a maybe rough like a cat's tongue.
     
  13. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    it's probably just really small. not a lotta room in there, you know.
     
  14. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    very good point
     
  15. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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    Oh, I know where it's "supposed" to be.
     
  16. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Coins... that would be if she's about to start or period, or she's on her period or she just got done with her period.
     
  17. DNCämþër

    DNCämþër Lifetime Supporter Lifetime Supporter

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    Oh I meant that for Yellow...I should have used the quotes.
     
  18. i_need_a_miracle

    i_need_a_miracle Venusian Goddess

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    Oh God. I almost had this one-night stand a few years ago and I will never forget the way his balls smelled. It was disgusting. He got mad at me because I wouldn't give him a blow job, but dudes... I was about to puke, maaaan. Whatever was wrong with him, thank God, I used that as an incentive to realized he might have some crazy STD or something... so I bailed out and left. It was horrible. The smell is just indescribable. *Shudders violently*.
     
  19. Wild Mountain Dave

    Wild Mountain Dave Rainbow

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  20. mamaKCita

    mamaKCita fucking stupid.

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    it takes a while to get used to the way a man smells. men act like they don't have a body odor issue. :rolleyes: take a shower, use the soap, rinse well.
     
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