Pypes and HDH's day

the first pic of you two reminded me of this but with epic dreadies of course!...

 

Oh...! He told you did he?

That'll be one for the next visit. I'm sure it won't be hard to rob a pitchfork from a field

 

lol HDH...mayyyybbeee

Every picture of my brother and I together (forced by family, we dun leik pictures) is American Gothic themed.

 

One day you'll have to use your photography skills to take a shot of me that doesn't suck huuuge donkey balls.

Also I will post pics in a bit I suppose

 

Fuck me your back!

 

I'll tell you what really went down:

The beef at the carvery was really shitty and fatty. I've eaten better meat at burger king so I went back and said that the beef wasn't to my liking and could I get something else and the carver was like

"Non! Non!"

So after a little while of buttering the girl up she goes and gets her manager and she was all
"No, we don't give out extra meat"

So I was like "alright then if that's the case can I have at least a clean plate", because I hate eating off dirty plates. Reasonable request I thought.

And she was even MORE offended that I even dared ask for a clean plate!! Screaming that they are strictly not allowed to give out clean plates!

So she goes
"Alright, we'll give you a bit of gammon but only a bit mind!"

And the carver was the same.

And if that wasn't enough, after I'd got a better cut of meat the fucking waitress comes over and said that her manager had complained about me and she wanted to know what the problem was!

Fucking hell. I didn't realise clean plates and slivers of meat were like fucking gold dust in Plymouth.

 

fast van is fast

(van is not fast)

 

Why are they strictly not allowed to give out clean plates? Weird.

 

Fuck knows! I mean you can have as many clean plates as you want from a chinese buffet...

 

Ohmaigawdfs I stood next to that lighthouse exactly 10 years ago :O

LAwls tight resturant people. You should have smashed the dirty plate+shitmeat over 'er 'ead

 

Here are some shits I found on my camera

Me and Claire being hipster 'photographers', just add your own helvetica



Claire



Phil

 

Lighthouse with special "nikkon mode" colours



And a dam we found up on dartmoor somewhere

 

long ass nails. kinda jealous.

 

LOL! Yeah they just grow until I get sick of them and rip 'em off and start again.

 

Fucking hell Pypes do you not know how to resize?

 

Literally?! Ouch

And it's Meldon reservoir I think. (Just in case anyone's interested)

 

Ohhh Meldon!

Yeah, literally, doesn't hurt unless I go beyond the quick, I'm a pro nail ripper so that rarely happens. When someone compliments my "french manicure", or they get so long I could risk bending them right back which hurts like a mother, they gotta go.

 

All these phtos are making me feel nostalgic about England, quite worrying really.

And tell your husband to grow some locks, they would be awesome.

 

25% of the original size beetach

 

Awww Merrivale you should come out on an outing with Pypes and I and show us Devon.

I KNOW! Doesn't he have perfect dreading hair!! He will not grow them though. He does get dreads occassionally because his hair knots so fast and he takes a brush and well... It just makes me sad.