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purity test

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by daysye, Aug 12, 2006.

  1. Charise

    Charise Naked to the Cosmos

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    I got a 66. It says I'm a danger to humanity. I already knew that-I didn't need to take a test to figure that out.
     
  2. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    You clicked 64 of the 100 checkboxes.

    CONFIRMED FETISH FREAK


    You're clearly one twisted (and experienced) individual. You are a danger to humanity and my daughters, neither of which will ever be allowed to go out with you. You'll be lucky if I allow you to share the same Time Zone as them. Of course, once they're 18, they're all yours.
     
  3. Tree-Hugger

    Tree-Hugger The Chainsaw

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    You clicked 34 of the 100 checkboxes.

    BUDDING HORNDOG(ETTE) DETECTED


    A score between 30 and 40 means you've been around a little bit, but only a little. In other words, you want more than you're gettin'.


    Ahahahahahaha
     
  4. indescribability

    indescribability Not To Be Continued

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    You clicked 78 of the 100 checkboxes.

    BORDERLINE PERVERT ZONE


    Any score above 70 on this test automatically notifies the Sex Crimes unit of the your local Police Department. You'll be hearing a knock on your door any moment. But remember, keep my name out of it.


    Edit: I was wondering how bad that was until I saw Loduis 82......
     
  5. Boogabaah

    Boogabaah I am not here

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    You clicked 72 of the 100 checkboxes.

    BORDERLINE PERVERT ZONE


    Any score above 70 on this test automatically notifies the Sex Crimes unit of the your local Police Department. You'll be hearing a knock on your door any moment. But remember, keep my name out of it.

    ~

    wow.. i got the highest of all the ladies here .. i'm not shocked.. whould have been higher.. but .. i'll keep story that to myself
     
  6. Dizzy Man

    Dizzy Man Member

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    56/100
    Borderline Kink Freak
     
  7. lynsey

    lynsey Banned

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    You clicked 65 of the 100 checkboxes.

    CONFIRMED FETISH FREAK


    You're clearly one twisted (and experienced) individual. You are a danger to humanity and my daughters, neither of which will ever be allowed to go out with you. You'll be lucky if I allow you to share the same Time Zone as them. Of course, once they're 18, they're all yours.
     
  8. Posthumous

    Posthumous Resident Smartass

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    You clicked 100 of the 100 checkboxes.

    ABSOLUTE DEGENERATE ALERT


    DANGER, DANGER, extreme pervert detected!! You don't just like Danish porn, you're starring in it (and probably have been since before you could legally drive). This means we have a firm date after work every night this week.
     
  9. bkcmar

    bkcmar keep those feet bare

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    84 out of a 100, confirmed prevert score.
     
  10. DancerAnnie

    DancerAnnie Resident Beach Bum

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    Me too guys...

    You clicked 79 of the 100 checkboxes.

    BORDERLINE PERVERT ZONE


    Any score above 70 on this test automatically notifies the Sex Crimes unit of the your local Police Department. You'll be hearing a knock on your door any moment. But remember, keep my name out of it.
     
  11. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    Haha gonna lock the door

    You clicked 75 of the 100 checkboxes.

    BORDERLINE PERVERT ZONE


    Any score above 70 on this test automatically notifies the Sex Crimes unit of the your local Police Department. You'll be hearing a knock on your door any moment. But remember, keep my name out of it.
     
  12. LuckyStripe

    LuckyStripe Mundane.

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    I also thought mine was gonna be bad until I looked at some of the others....
     
  13. Greengirl

    Greengirl Senior Member

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    A score between 30 and 40 means you've been around a little bit, but only a little. In other words, you want more than you're gettin'.
    :eek: haha
    well there is somethin` that i dont know huh lol:p
     
  14. Dude111

    Dude111 An Awesome Dude

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    My results

    Ah man!!
     
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  15. themnax

    themnax Senior Member

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    i've always wondered, "pure" what?
     
  16. BoyToy69

    BoyToy69 Members

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    That's hilarious!
    Screenshot_20200611-090523_Chrome.jpg
     
    Dude111 likes this.
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