Punkin' Chunkin' Chat

Creature of the niiiiightttttttttt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRiZRMLGjCY

 

well damnation!!! I promise you I didn't know that. How old is your mom? I'm 61 and wonder how far apart we are in age...its like you young(er) people came along and figured out rather quick what things meant that me and lots of my contemporaries had no knowledge of.

does that make sense? but I can see...now that you said that, the song is referring to underage sex.

 

dude still trying to pedal the dirt weed.. seriously so fucking old it was smuggled by Pancho Via..

 

as soon as I have postage money I will be sending sympathy

 

they do this at one of the farms near here, but it isn't a competition. you pay $2 to fire one of the pumpkin cannons at a target. looks kind of fun, but my daughter is too young to get much out of it so we'll probably wait a year or two to do it with her.

 

we have a c-section scheduled for 8am on november 7th. coming up quick. my daughter is staying with my parents until tomorrow, so this weekend is for getting last minute prep and cleaning done around the house.

 

I couldn't find one In Canada...or anywhere else for that matter, that calls it punkin chunkin

what do they call it there?


my answer to the ''do you wash your pecker after sex'' thread

01:16 PM
it can get just as crusty as an unwashed cunny

sometimes I do and sometimes I just pass the fuck out

sometimes I am lucky and it is washed for me

by the woman....I don't have a penis butler or anything like that...i'm not rich

 

pumpkin canon
http://www.leisurefarms.ca/lf_events_en.html

 

Good luck to your wife. That's so exciting . Do you know if you'll be having another girl or a boy?

 

my mom is almost 70

 

well shit...it looks like ive been singing the wrong lyrics anyway


it says i couldnt dance with another...i always thought it said i couldnt dance with that number

 

is the first one out of diapers yet?

 

https://i.pinimg.com/236x/fb/49/78/fb497898fc1a9daf42a88d85306c2cce--decoration-crafts-wine-bottle-holders.jpg

 

can people look at this and tell me is this real?.....like pete I am gullable but be warned it seems racist because it has the word ''******'' several times in a not nice way....surely the ifo contained couldn't be real?......300 rapes?....this has to be skinhead shit or something

when you see the name you will understand how I stumbled on it
http://hard-glazed.wikia.com/wiki/The_Crypt-Kicker_Five

 

Home Depot ad on the side tells me to get a chainsaw.. lmao.

 

not quite

 

a boy this time! I think we're going to stop after this one, haha.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz3WiHtYAKY

 

I am fairly pissed guys ( English translation ) !

 

I wonder why "pissed" means two completely different things?