For the crime of force-feeding 100%grade A meat to vegetarian ducks, you will be forced to mop up all the vomit in your beautiful little island after the summer high-season has finished.
Your punishment is having to undergo my punishment (while I sip a piña colada on the beach), because you're giving free bees instead of free beer.
i am punishing you for not inviting me to the beach with you to share in your bounty of pina coladas!!!!