Public Transit Etiquette. (Or lack thereof.)

that one reminded me of this time I was walking around San Francisco at 2 in the morning when I was on lsd and this flitty fat dude ran up to me and just started talking. somehow he steered the conversation around to fighting and asked if I'd ever been in a fight before. then he said "you ever see those kung fu movies where the guys are fighting and one guy grabs another guy another guy by the balls?". and then he asked if I'd ever grab a guy by the balls, and I said no, and then he asked what I would do if a guy grabbed me by the balls. fucking horrible faggot. I had to threaten him with violence to get him to go away.

 

Eeeek, that is creepy.

I was in the front of the bus one day, and this really fat middle aged guy with a cane and sweat pants slowly lumbers up to the front of the bus. He's confused, asks the bus driver where such and such is, and then drops his bus transfer ticket on the floor. When he bends over to retrieve it his pants fall down to the ground. Only he wasn't wearing any underwear. >_<

I had the worst view of this guy. He doesn't pull his pants up right away, instead he gets off the bus and then proceeds to fix himself up. Ugh.
I saw a really fat man's anus and testicles on the bus. Yep. That was soooo gross.

 

i saw this really really gross and nasty slutty high school aged girl - grossly fat too - rub her nasty ass titties on her "boyfriend" while waiting for the train. i started to dry heave

 

I'd never go on a bus.They're filthy.
Trains are ok.Well better than sitting in a motorway jam...

London underground , I once got in a fight with 5 dickheads , after they were hassling an old guy.This was 2pm in the afternoon.

Other people only showed an interest when I was about to kill a couple of em...: (