Pro Basset Stoner

Discussion in 'Random Thoughts' started by Bella Désordre, Dec 9, 2008.

  1. I'minmyunderwear

    I'minmyunderwear Newbie

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    i had actually considered killing the dog and taking the throne for myself...
     
  2. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    my tummy hurts now...too much laughing going on
     
  3. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    Have you considered getting, oh I don't know, a human friend? Maybe you two could smoke together. I know. You can go hang out at a hospice or something and find some person with terminal cancer or something and smoke legally, and you wouldn't have to fuck with some innocent animal.

    Or perhaps you could shed some insecurity and not be afraid to smoke by yourself, even w/o a DOG. :eek:

    No a dog isn't a child, but neither are you. What the fuck is your excuse for this shit? People like you should not have animals, no matter what kind of treats you buy them at whole foods; that doesn't make it all better.
     
  4. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    some would say you are slimey for posting naked pics of your roomate without her consent. One may say that's totally against the law.
    I don't think anything's wrong with it at all (well I do, but it was also funny). people just have different views of right and wrong. I don't think getting my dog high is wrong.
    i used to make weed banana bread for my golden retriver before he died and would give them to him daily when he got old.
    both of my dogs are of age in dog years, so there ya go.
     
  5. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    whats that have to do with the subject at hand? thats low, even for you
     
  6. Bella Désordre

    Bella Désordre Charmed

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    morals are interperative. and whatever you think is so low about me, keep to yourself because no one asked you.
     
  7. A-Bear's-Vagina

    A-Bear's-Vagina 2 Kings Chapter 2 23-24

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  8. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Umm no its not. That bitch talks down to everyone from a moral standpoint, then turns around and posts another persons nudes without their consent. I think it's relevant to everything, highlighting the fact that she has no morals herself and just likes to antagonize.

    As for the subject at hand, get the fuck over it people.

    I don't smoke weed anymore, but when I did I had a lab that loved it and would beg and whine anytime she saw it or smelled it. The dog I have now, however, would wrinkle his nose at me and sneeze. So I made it a point to never blow smoke in his direction from that point forward. Ganja is not going to harm a dog, especially if they like it. You are all idiots who are comparing a DOG to a child. And I love my dog like he is a child, but this is just ridiculous.
     
  9. Cate8

    Cate8 Senior Member

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    ^ This guy. :cheers2:
     
  10. babyhellfire

    babyhellfire Banned

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    wait, which bitch are we talking bout here???
     
  11. Frieden

    Frieden Senior Member

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    hahaha Ohhhhhh the nudies. Never to be forgotten.

    Too bad no bitches were hurt in the making and or posting of them. :cool:
     
  12. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    :tongue:

    Cheers :cheers2:
     
  13. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    All you bitches :tongue:

    Nah I'm just kidding, I don't really think any of you are true bitches. It's just a word that sounds cool, adds effect. I gots bitch love :cheers2:
     
  14. erzebet1961

    erzebet1961 Senior Member

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    This is just my own personal take on the subject , and Im not judging anyone else , but , my dog would drink Anti- freeze because its sweet , thats how much a dog knows whats good for them and whats not.
    It up to me as their care taker to decide for them what they can and cant have , and thats why they are just like children.
    No hating here , thats just my opinion.
    Everyones able to decide whats right or wrong for them and their pets.
     
  15. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    Here is an excellent stew recipe I picked up in the Phillipines.


    Stewed Dog (wedding style)


    Serving Size : 30 Preparation Time :3:00
    Categories : Ethnic
    Philippines

    Amount Measure Ingredient -- Preparation Method
    -------- ------------ --------------------------------
    3 kg dog meat
    1 1/2 cups vinegar
    60 peppercorns -- crushed
    6 tablespoons salt
    12 cloves garlic -- crushed
    1/2 cup cooking oil
    6 cups onion -- sliced
    3 cups tomato sauce
    10 cups boiling water
    6 cups red pepper -- cut into strips
    6 pieces bay leaf
    1 teaspoon tabasco sauce
    1 1/2 cups liver spread -- ** see note
    1 whole fresh pineapple -- cut 1/2 inch thick

    1. First, kill a medium sized dog, then burn off the fur over a hot fire.
    2. Carefully remove the skin while still warm and set aside for later (may be
    used in other recpies)
    3. Cut meat into 1″ cubes. Marinade meat in mixture of vinegar, peppercorn,
    salt and garlic for 2 hours.
    4. Fry meat in oil using a large wok over an open fire, then add onions and
    chopped pineapple and suate until tender.
    5. Pour in tomato sauce and boiling water, add green peper, bay leaf and
    tobasco.
    6. Cover and simmer over warm coals until meat is tender. Blend in liver spread
    and cook for additional 5-7 minutes.

    * you can substiture lamb for dog. The taste is similar, but not as pungent.
    ** smooth liver pate will do as well.
     
  16. fitzy21

    fitzy21 Worst RT Mod EVAH!!!!

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    i would drink anti-freeze if the bottle didn't say anti-freeze on it.
     
  17. KozmicBlue

    KozmicBlue Senior Member

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    I personally think it's irresponsible even just to smoke around pets.. It's so bad for them and can lead to health issues. Sure, it's bad for us too but at least we have the option to choose. When I'm smoking I always make sure my dog's not around and I always open the windows to get rid of the smoke. But to each their own, that's just my opinion. :D

    Murphy's such a cool looking dude, I can't wait to have a basset one day. :D How does he get along with Gracie?
     
  18. mariecstasy

    mariecstasy Enchanted

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    Funny stuff, this thread was.
     
  19. deviate

    deviate Senior Member

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    Except antifreeze is TOXIC and will kill them, ganja is less toxic than potatoes.

    Sorry but your argument fails.
     
  20. DonaSoledad

    DonaSoledad Senior Member

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    To be honest, I was over at my friends yesterday and we were smoking a bowl and his little yappy dog would not be quiet and not stop running around. He blew one hit in the dogs face/direction and not to long after it settled down, laid on the bed and the cat came up and curled up with the dog. I didn't see anything wrong with it.
     
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