Post Your Extremely Offensive Jokes Thread

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1) Q: What's different between a (CANADIAN) and a bucket of shit?

A: The bucket

2) Q: What do you get when you cross a (CANADIAN) and a (CANADIAN)?

A: Someone too lazy to steal.

3) Q: Why do (CANADIAN)s have big noses?

A: Air is free.

4) Q: What's long, (CANADIAN), and smelly?

A: The unemployment line.

5) Q: What is a (CANADIAN)?

A: Proof that skunks fuck monkeys

6) Q: What do you call a (CANADIAN) with a Harvard education?

A: (CANADIAN).

7) Q: What did the (CANADIAN) boy down the street get for Christmas?

A. Your bike.

8) Q: How do you stop an (CANADIAN) from drowning?

A. Take your foot off his head.

9) Q: What do you do when you see a headless (CANADIAN) running towards you?

A. Stop laughing and reload.

Ha. Lodog rules.

I'm just kidding I love you crazy cannucks.

 

If girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with one leg work?















IHOP

 

A young native american indian boy walks up to his mother and asks, "Mom, how does an anishnabe get his 'indian' name?"
She replies, "He or she is named for the first thing their mother sees after giving birth. Why do you ask, Two-Dogs-Fucking?"

"I'm just kidding. I love people of all colors! Black, white, red... Chinese."

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?
A: What the fuck was she doing outside of the kitchen in the first place?