Guys shorter than me are midgets. And that would be cool if they could give me midget babies. I want a midget baby more than I've ever wanted a kitten or a puppy or a fish!
Yes...he gives me a total girl boner. I think I'd have an oral fixation with him as well, because he makes my mouth want to do dirty things. Unngh. Why is he not right here right now? I am sad now.