Ben Carson thinks the pyramids were built by Joseph for storing grains. Some have said that Ben Carson's skull may be storing grains instead of brains. Trump made Carson Secretary of Housing and Urban Development. Carson: "My own personal theory is that Joseph built the pyramids to store grain. Now all the archaeologists think that they were made for the pharaohs’ graves. But, you know, it would have to be something awfully big if you stop and think about it. And I don’t think it’d just disappear over the course of time to store that much grain."
"All of the women on The Apprentice flirted with me - consciously or unconsciously. That's to be expected." -Donald Trump
I only said NATO was obsolete because I didnt know anything about NATO-the president of the United States
"I think I am, actually humble. I think I'm much more humble than you would understand." -Donald Trump
"How were you feeling when you weren't feeling well?" Asked by some reporter on tv I saw a long time ago.
"The Cuban Missile Crisis. It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure." - Dana Perino (White House Press Secretary for President George W. Bush and a commentator for Fox News)
[SIZE=9.5pt]At some future period, the civilized races of man will almost certainly exterminate and replace the savage races throughout the world. [/SIZE] [SIZE=9.5pt]The break between man and his nearest Allies will then be wider, even than the Caucasian, and some ape as low as the baboon, [/SIZE] [SIZE=9.5pt]instead of as now between the Negro or Australian and the gorilla[/SIZE] [SIZE=9.5pt]Charles Darwin (arguably one of the most racist individuals ever born) [/SIZE]
"That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, and I'm just the one to do it." -A congressional candidate in Texas.
I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix." -Dan Quayle "I was recently on a tour of Latin America, and the only regret I have was that I didn't study Latin harder in school so I could converse with those people." -Dan Quayle