Post Something About the Person Above You - Holiday Edition

will give you a nasty suck

 

has a heard of flesh easting blood sucking hamsters

 

has a HUGE penis and knows how to scare people with it... strangely, only one green ball tho???

 

^ eats boiled green balls

 

has a flesh-eating reptile living in her cootch.

 

returns bowling balls because they have holes in them.

 

is a reindeer.

 

is engaged to this woman

 

Has one of these in her flat.

 

has a pretty girlfriend

 

zee zee mary mary zee,
she was a chim pan zee.

(oddly enough that is the punch line of a song i can never remember the rest of)

oh wait, but for the holidays, wearing a wreathe maybe?