Post Something About the Person Above You - Holiday Edition

Refuses to celebrate xmas, but compulsively sits on Santa's lap at the mall, getting off only to get back into the end of the queue/line

 

confused about Robert Denero

 

Has each of Santa's reigndeer's names tattoo'd on her knuckles.
Ther is a picture Rudolph tattoo'd on each thumb

 

was once arrested for "lewd act with jumbo candy cane"

 

had spaggetti bollocknaze for dinner

 

Created a blow up version of herself dressed as one of Santa's little helpers and sold it on eBay as a stocking filler

 

got caught planting secret camras in peoples bedrooms

 

left santa a special treat

 

Wears a beard to wow the ladies

 

true that...they LOVE it



he shits perfectly wrapped christmas candies

 

Changes the name tags on the gifts while nobody's watching.

 

pretends to be Ukrainian just so she can buy everything on sale after the regular christmas and celebrate on January 6 instead...also never sets up a tree...she takes the one the neighbor throws out at new years

 

belongs to the nosh a nun society

 

has a persecution complex

 

no hablas Espagnol

 

Bolognese?

 

always tries to convince people to eat the mistletoe

 

He's quite warped....;-)

 

he's a serial re-gifter

 

Secretly replaces the gourmet coffee usually served at fine dining establishments with black tar heroin