Post Something About the Person Above You - Holiday Edition

has been cross breeding dwarfs in his basement to make a super small/ultra strong class of dwarfs intended for ultimate fighting.

 

Battles seasonal affective disorder by hiring a receptionist to stand in the front hallway from January 6 until February 22.

 

You rock a Christmas colours suit

 

Favorite drink is a shake made from pistachio ice cream, pickled beets and vodka

 

you work as an Elf and drink heavily during the holiday season.

 

Does her part to save the flying squirrells

 

makes a "special" eggnog and saves it for visitors he doesn't like

 

Successfully had his right arm transplanted to his left shoulder and his left arm transplanted to his right shoulder.

 

has a reindeer stuffed and placed on the hood of his car to freak out the neighbors kids on Christmas day

 

sucks and blows at the same time!

 

Steal Jack in the box antenna balls from cars and uses them to make garlands for her Christmas Tree

 

refuses to wear mittens

 

has a hareem full of shop manikins.

 

sleeps with a 20 year old teddy that never leaves her side.

 

has a spy camera in my room!

 

That's how I know about Teddy!

 

hasnt seen the giant duck!