post some trivia about yourself.

yes. that is true.

 

I'm sorry buddy.

 

dont be .

 

I am left handed.

 

This is the funniest thing I've read this morning.

 

I think you're right.

 

how expensive would it be for a centipede to buy wellington boots?

 

I think its funny.

 

"post some trivia about yourself."

Ok.

-My cock is so big that my girlfriend can lose consciousness if I push too much. If I really lose control, she can fall into a coma so much it goes far.

-The wtc attack - that was my original idea that Laden took. Only originally I only had trained pigeons shitting on people that work there. Goes to show when you say something stupid, there's always someone who's gonna do it.

-The NASA is continuously calling me because they need help with the computations for the next shuttle flight. Only I'm too busy solving World hunger right now.

-Yes, it's not a rumor - there is a tribe of Inuits that worships my excrements in a golden vase.

 

everybody knew that already.

 

i have bird like features and right now my bum is hungry, it keeps eating my underpants

 

my middle name has 4 letters

 

My maiden name used to be awesome. My name had a ring to it.

 

i only like people with blood group b negative. lol.

 

I secretly want an asteroid to falll on me.

 

lol @ avacado...i want that for u 2 also. lol...a big one

 

I knew soulinafishbowl was gonna say that.

 

u did not know i was going to say that...lol.

i play the tin whistle. the irish type that u see the lil men playing when they dance a jig..

 

I did too. I havent any tattoos.

 

i have 2 tattoos, and i want at least one more. i also want to get my lip pierced, but my hubby won't let me. he says it's tacky.