Post here to WIN a free.. (blank)..

you have won a bag of dry roasted nuts.....

 

you win a free lunch date with me someday

 

you win a machine that makes snow....

 

you win an empty sugar packet from McDonalds

 

you win a free happy meal from McDonalds....

 

You win a free Emo meal

 

you win a pair of huge new years eyeglasses

 

You have won a chunk of orange that I can't seem to get out of my teeth.

 

you have won a toy cell phone

 

you won a free hangnail

 

You have won free fingernail removal......hold still while i get the pliars.

 

you won a free skin graft.....wheres that stanley plane you just sharpened?


....no wait.....lets use the jointer instead

 

Ouch......yeah then fill the holes with glue and biscuits.

You have won some decorative edging down your arm with my plunge router.

 

you win a free day spa relaxing vacation.....

I'll start with an exfoliating facial treatment...


..with my belt sander

 

You have won a free yanking of your sore tooth........plus I'll throw in 3 piercings with my square chisled mortiser!

 

you won a free manicure.....with a soldering iron

 

You have won some free clothes ironing...........hold still.....I'll start with the clothes you're wearing now.

 

You win a free non painful, pleasurable massage ^_^