''Post A Picture of Anything'' Thread

Didn't puch much thought into it but it's about the best I could do, slightly amusing with the posture of the guy in the background.

 

i wouldn't count on it. so many dipshits try to scam pizza places that the management of most pizza places is super skeptical of all complaints. for example, i wouldn't be the least bit surprised if someone has actually shoved their own cat into a pizza box to take to the pizza place and try to get a free pizza out of it.

 

Well, to be honest, I've done that myself. Not my own cat, but the neighbor's. I'm not proud of it. It's something I did when I was younger. Hell, that was way back in . . . April.

 

Did you get the free pizza?

 

Yes I did. On top of that, I also received the reward that my neighbor put up for anyone who found and returned his cat. The reward was a large pizza with everything on it. I was happy. My neighbor was happy. And his cat was happy. It was a win win win situation.

 

The levitating deer theory has been debunked. This was clearly photoshopped.

 

Fuck em

 

^ the satire news site I read this on says offensive to blind and deaf people